April 23, 2011

FU Freeware: Galshell – Blood Red Skies

By Soulkreig

Well, I found this free little game that has stolen my heart away. I, my friends, am in love. This is the first freeware game that I have ever LOVED. EVER!!1!

Galshell Title Screen

Galshell is a side scrolling shooter that was made in 2003 (I think). It features pretty good graphics, lots of blood, TONS of gore, icky biomorphs, and GRATUITOUS nudity! Also you can fire seeker rockets that look just like sperm. Its only 6 MB and runs fine on my Windows 7 PC despite the games age. It uses very little CPU so it can run on even the shittiest netbooks! No installation required. Just unzip and play. PLAY IT YOU FUCKERS.

Download it Here!  www.caiman.us

Oh, by the way, this is a new, more informal type of review (much like FU Reviews), except for free games. With these posts, I am more bringing a freeware game to your attention than trying to inform you about its pros and cons like I do with  commercial games. Don’t expect a ton of these posts though. Most freeware and/or flash aren’t worth bringing to public attention.

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About Soulkreig

I am a graphic designer with about 3 years of experience. Being in this industry, I cant help but be involved with video games. And as such, i found that it was hard to find out what games are messed up. So this is to help people play find the games that they want to play =3 View all posts by Soulkreig
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