Sometimes stereotypes, and racism can make people feel uncomfortable…till you’re shit faced that is.
I’ve looked far and wide for a good Drawn Together drinking game; some of the Drawn Together episodes have drinking games written for them in the “Party In Your Box” set, but…well they suck, there’s too many arbitrary drinking conditions for drunkards like ourselves to understand/remember, and they’re only for specific episodes anyways.
This Drawn Together drinking game is different, it’s easy to remember, works for all the episodes, and it blends beautifully with the shows racist characterized nature.
Warning: This game may probably not cause post-fetal alcohol syndrome symptoms in fully developed adults reader discretion is optional.
Drink every time:
Foxxy Love does/says something stereotypical of a black person (steal, eat watermelon, shoot off a fire arm etc) This doesn’t include Foxxy’s always cliche speech however.
Captain Hero does something violent, or causes 
physical harm to someone. Two drinks if the victim is depicted as an innocent civilian, 3 drinks if he kills them.
Spanky Ham: farts, shits, pukes, or touches himself.
Pr
incess Clara says/does something racist/intolerant. 2 drinks if it’s directed at another house mate.
Xandir does/says something stereotypically gay, the way he speaks is
not included. Basically as a rule of thumb, if Xandir does/says something that a homosexual with heterosexual mannerisms who happens to sleep with people of their own gender wouldn’t then you can drink.
Ling Ling is depicted in a stereotypically Asian way, 2 drinks if any of the characters misinterpret him.
Take a drink every time Wooldor Sockbat dresses up as something he’s not, if he dresses up as a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc profession then drink the equivalent number of drinks. So if he dresses up as a doctor take a drink, later on in that episode he’s a psychologist? t
ake 2 drinks, now he’s a cheer leader? Take 3 drinks.
Take a drink for every food item Toot consumes, take a drink every time a character calls her fat. 2 drinks if the show does an extremely disgusting fog horn close up as it often does.
I hope you enjoy this Drawn Together drinking game I’ve created. Like I said Googling brought up shit results for Drawn Together drinking games, so I figured the world sorta needs this. Plus the fucked up, perverse, wacky humor really lends itself well to alcohol.
Let me know in the comments how this drinking game goes over folks. Any drinking stories, or constructive criticism is encouraged.
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