I’m honestly surprised this is the first time visitors to FUG will be greeted to a giant purple cock; makes me feel like I’ve failed on some level.

Saints Row The Third is a perverted, dirty, ridiculous awesome game, and I’m sure the fact that Saints Row 3 has a giant purple dildo bat is partially responsible for this. Well apparently Japan doesn’t like success (or sex toys weapons that could split you in half) because the ‘Penetrator’ weapon is being censored in Japan.

Yes despite getting a “CERO Z” rating in Japan (our ‘M’) the ‘Penetrator’ will reportedly lack the physics (wobbliness/wiggle) along with the details, and textures that make the weapon above such a piece of art. So if you want to see the North American dildo weapon in action (in all it’s veiny glory) check out this trailer (shows a lot of other great morally defunct shit as well) or hit the cut, to see the censored Japanese dildo bat.

It’s not all bad though; at least we can have a good chuckle over the Japanese version being much smaller.

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