Well at least he’s organized
This Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim player has his home decorated with the corpses of posed underwear wearing headless ladies (don’t worry, you get to see where he put the heads) the video on youtube is titled “Skyrim sex life” and is essentially a walkthrough of his terrifying home set to eerie music.
Kotaku asked the uploader where he got the idea from:
“hey, I wanted to marry more than one woman but I couldn’t :/,”
Fair enough, but why pose them? Since I’m sure they’re too sore to keep a pose from all the sexing anyway.
“oh well, one thing lead to another. I ended up with a bunch of headless corpses in my house and I thought I might as well pose them. I suppose I was inspired by the Hannibal movies.”
Makes sense; see when this guy looks at all his beloved brides, he sees pure beauty, but being the fine prideful gentleman he is, he wants us to see how magnificent they are as well since they’re slightly too decomposed to be wearing make-up at this point.
If anyone is wondering how exactly he managed to do this (carry the corpses through the door) he more than likely told NPC’s from quests to follow him, led them to his home, and then killed them.
Keep reading to see a video of a crazy Swedish motherfuckers corpse collection, and a chick die from sex-ing
The Swedish are officially bad people
DONKEY PUNCH! I always imagine Captain Falcon from Super Smash Brothers shouting that out before he’s about to cum, not that I imagine Captain Falcon cumming…this post is about Skyrim necrophiliacs not me.