“The steam from the showers fogs the cameras up so bad, we can’t see a thing”-Cold showers would cut down prison rape by 99.998%: FACT
Silent Hill Downpour teaches you the games controls in a unique, incredibly dark, and merciless way. By letting you murder a naked defenseless screaming pedophile in cold blood.
Bare in mind the pedophilia is only assumed on my part due to the context, but either way I couldn’t think of a better way of learning a new game mechanic. Hell, they should have us kidnapping girlscouts to teach us how to ‘grab’ or make us stomp on puppies to introduce jumping.
I think we’re onto something people.