If you’re hungry for man-meat, click the cock for the uncensored version….(apparently FUG’s turned into a gay VG porn hub)
Porno writer Samshel recently wrote into Kotaku with a charming story of his adventures as a porno writer (which apparently is very boring) Samshel mentions how he enjoys inserting video game references into porno video titles, or descriptions, to liven the job up:
“The one thing that keeps me sane after browsing through endless hours of German porn, using more degrading terms to describe female performers than a rapper after a bad break-up, and having to come up with unique titles for the same video a hundred times, is a very simple thing, I like to sneak videogame references into porn titles or descriptions whenever possible. Yes, I once wrote ‘She used to be an adveturer like you until she took a dick in the ass‘, only to see it be an invalid name due to the character limit, but one day…one day I’ll get it.”
Now that’s an arrow to the knee joke I can put up with! (also I may have made a very similar joke before)
Continue reading for a lot more dirty, funny video game inspired porno descriptions+names!
From Samshel:
These two Princesses take a pounding to their shaved peaches
Her face falls under the shadow of her lover’s colossal cock
This spanish stud’s cumshot technique is super effective!
This ho’s ass gets mounted like a little pony by her friend
This polish dungeon’s level is too high for novices to BDSM
This plumber comes to the rescue of a cock-hungry princess
Polish secretary gets rewarded for filing her TPS reports
Polish slut dons her epic fetish gear to go into a dungeon
This vintage polish porno is a hardcore link to the past!
Now that’s only where the fun begins, after reading Kotaku’s article mentioned earlier, lots of community members joined in the fun.
KingHippo
Mon 30 Apr 2012 3:20 AM
I can see it now… “Streets Of Rape”
PullusPardus
All your third base are belong to us.
Schpoo
Mon 30 Apr 2012 2:16 AM
Bled Space 2, Veiny Lynch 2: Dead Menstruation, Army of Two Girls One Cup, The Elder Poles V: Skyrimjob, Viva Cuntsnotta, LittleDickSlammit, Twisted Butthole: Black.
Alex Heat: Mastered the Art of Fighting to became the King of Fighters and a World Hero
Mon 30 Apr 2012 1:59 AM
All the DLC was already present on the dick when Strip Fighter XXX Taken went gold.
Everyone gets a happy ending in Mass Erect 3.
Capcum leaves audience blue balled with the cancellation of Legends XXX.
Am I doing this right?
TheSpoonyBard
Mon 30 Apr 2012 1:51 AM
The sky is the limit with her rim.
She took it in the ass, as in her creed.
Personally, as far as dirty video games go; I prefer the Uncharted series. After all, where’d we be without classics like: Uncharted: Drakes Fornication, Uncharted 2: Among Transvestites, Uncharted 3: Drakes Deepthroat, and the hot new raunchy Vita release, Uncharted: Grannies Abyss.
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