You know how Wal-Mart gets huge tax breaks for hiring people of….lesser mental states? (I’m not calling Wal-Mart employees in general stupid, I do mean literal retards) these employees are typically in positions where a certain level of mental finesse isn’t really required (greeter, cart collector) well it looks like Wal-Mart has a retard (or a pure bred grade-A moron) working at HQ writing website descriptions for certain products.
Continue reading for a disastrously idiotic, poorly written, and just plain stupid description of Diablo 3
“The Diablo III PC/Mac Game revolves around an interesting plot which will keep you spell bound. while you are playing. This Strategy Video Game also has some similar setting as the Diablo II like Tristram. The Witch Doctor is a new character in this game, is reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer, The Barbarians in this strategy video game have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal on the basis of the use of their incredible physical prowess. Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.
Diablo III PC/Mac Game:
- The Witch Doctor is a new character reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer
- The Barbarians will have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal based on the use of their incredible physical prowess.
- 1-on-1′ dueling system coming into play.”
I’m not touching that, there’s too many things to mock; I really don’t know where to start. Now bare in mind many large sites (including Kotaku) posted about this fine broken cog, in the machine that is Wal-Mart, and the description has been fixed, and changed to something professional. There’s a screen cap of the original description below, additionally you can check out Google’s Cache of the product listing, which still contains the description in all it’s half-minded glory.