TASTEFUL Video Game Pornography #1: Mascot Milking

For a while now I’ve been contemplating adding pornographic depictions of video game characters to Fucked Up Games, sure I’ve featured several nude mods, and other similar content, but these were all in-game, so they seemed more justified, and relevant to current gaming. So the question that had me scratching my head was “how do I share nude video game porn without FUG becoming a run of the mill niche erotic site.

But last night while…appreciating Rule #34, I realized that not all naked depictions of video game characters are drawn for the purpose of arousal, some are funny, others are ironic, and even more are funny, so that’s where the inspiration for this new feature sprung from.

In the first edition of TASTEFUL we take the easy route, and look at 9 naked pictures of Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox’s primary mascots: Mario, Sackboy, and Master Chief.

The internet is redefining what a tough boss battle is

Mario got a little more than he bargained for when he went to ride on Yoshi

Gotta love that fucking smirk, Sackboy knows what’s up

Ah, yes; the inevitable cross-gender perversion that comes with any amount of character customization.

SEE?! At least one of these pictures lives up to this features name. That men is tasteful….in a small cocked statue of David sorta way.

So to all you fanboys out there calling Halo gay….here ya go

And that gentleman was TASTEFUL. Let me know what you all think, including any constructive criticism, how often you’d like to see this feature, etc.

TASTEFUL #2: Diablos Dick>

 

Spread the word; help corrupt the masses.

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