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Max Payne 3 Review Courtesies Of Gamespot

Happy MAX PAYNE 3 Day To All

   So it has finally arrived over eleven years from Max Payne 2, but it has come, Hell has frozen over. Most of our readers have probably never played Max Payne 1 or 2 and if you’re amongst them then it’s tea bag time for you. However, if you’re a more mature seasoned gamer, then you have not only played the shit out of Max Payne 1 and 2, you have probably called in sick today to play Max Payne 3, “I’m in bed with a nasty clown,” or in our case “I’m in bed dick up to my eyes.” okay, okay, I know I’m no comedian but hey everyone nowadays gets an A+ just for showing up. I thought long and hard about a Max Payne 3 review and even my own personal FUG video review which we have never done. But 3 beers later and 1 hour into the Max Payne 3, I figured I could just repost the excellent gamespot video review and get myself back to the game. So if you’re reading this looking for a review of some sort, then here is a brief review……. Why the fuck are you reading this? The title of the game is MAX PAYNE 3 , are you a retarded Wal-Mart employee? Get your ass off the couch and buy this game NOW maggots

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Poster Name: Kernal, Aliases: Kernal, x_KERNAL69ER_x (PSN), Position for blog: Poster Currently Playing: Resistance 3, COD MW3: Heavy Rain, Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception Hobbies: Games, Ancient History, Networking, TV/Movies I started playing games way back on the Vic 20 and then Commodore 64. But my interest really didn't take off until the days of the Super NES and PSOne. I enjoy a variety of games from FPS, RPG, sports and adventure type games. Multiplayer is almost a must for me. NES: Mike Tyson's Punch-out! SNES: Street Fighter N64: James Bond Goldeneye 007 PSOne: Gran Turismo PS2: Max Payne Xbox: Max Payne PS3: Resistance XBOX360: Halo Reach I would say i enjoyed games but never got engaged in the gaming industry until the Xbox360 & PS3 were released. From then on, I have been playing and reading gaming nonstop. View all posts by Kernal