Diablo 3′s “Secret Cow Level” Revealed!

Diablo 3 does not have a secret cow level (the title is a bald-faced lie) however, Diablo 3 does have a secret level that serves as the spiritual sequel to the secret cow level.

But first some background, when Diablo 3′s gameplay footage was first revealed, many fans were distraught upon viewing the games bright vivid colors, which looked more akin to World of Warcraft, than any previous Diablo; exaggeration ensued as it usually does, leading many fans, and critics alike to relating Diablo 3′s aesthetic to: Rainbows, sunshine, and unicorns. In response the Blizzard team working on Diablo 3 wore shirts sporting the design above to Blizzcon in possibly the greatest form of professional counter-trolling ever conducted.

Present day, Diablo 3 is out; and the obligatory “secret cow level” is called “Whimyshire” it’s a beautiful, bright magical land inhabited by Unicorns, teddy bears, sunshine, and enough gleeful happiness to cause cancer.

Continue reading for video footage of Diablo 3′s take on the secret cow level ‘Whimyshire’ and instructions to open the portal to this magical cancer inflicting world.

“The items needed:
Black Mushroom spawns in cathedral level 1 ACT1

Shinbone is located randomly in the fireplace in leorics manor ACT1.

Liquid Rainbow is located from the Mysterious Cave in the Mysterious chest in the Oasis in ACT2. You will know its the right place when you save the old man and he opens it up. the spawn point is always the same for the event.

Wirts Bell is sold from one of the merchants in the city on ACT2

Gibbering Gemstone drops from Chiltara in the caverns of frost ACT3(The area where you destroy the ballistae) if you get Ice caverns exit out and start a new game. The mob itself is random.

The plans drops randomly from Izual on ACT4.

Opening the portal I will leave that up to you.”

Thanks to Battle.net forum member Zerofire for opening the portal, posting the instructions, and shooting the video above!

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