Recently we featured a hilarious musical satire about a girlfriend who’s being neglected due to her boyfriends Diablo 3 obsession, and as funny as that was, this is (most likely) a very real issue for many loved ones living with a Diablo 3 addict.
And that’s why french sex shop Absoloo is joining in on the fun, and chucking a heaping helping of potentially constructive humor at the issue, by giving anyone feeling abandoned due to a lovers lost interest because of Diablo 3, a free small vibrator.
Absoloo said this on their official blog (translated):
”Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III? Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening, your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience.”
I’m guessing that’s sounds slightly more elegant in frogfrench. All you have to do to get your free vibrator is post a Facebook picture of yourself holding Diablo 3, throw a message at Absoloo, and then they’ll send you a voucher code for a free small vibrator. Also Absoloo doesn’t discriminate against gender, or anything like that so if you, a friend, family member, or lover owns Diablo 3 then you’re a digital snapshot away from fucking yourself. So in a way, every copy of Diablo 3 essentially comes with a voucher for a vibrator, and that’s value right there my friends.
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