it’s a Sunday which of course means video game news isn’t all that interesting (If you’re up for a good funny read check out some of the hilarious angry community Metacritic reviews of Diablo 3 in response to Error 37)

So instead of the usual third slice of gaming goodness I figured I’d share the very special first hate mail I’ve received since starting this site (it was long overdue in my opinion) I’m sharing this because…well I find it pretty damn comical, and I hope you guys will too. And if you’d like to email me with overwhelming humbling praise, questions about the gaming industry, or most likely more hate mail, you can reach me at

Now onto the 12 message strong conversation, bare in mind I removed his email, and changed his name because I’m a respected icon, and a glowing role model for young people (let’s go with that)

Exovedate	May 4
to Concerned citizen of the interweb

Go for it dude

Concerned citizen of the interweb	May 4
to Exovedate

I will when I get through with. You you will be in jail I will call the cops
Sent from my Verizon Wireless Sony Ericsson Xperia™ PLAY.

Exovedate	May 4
to Concerned citizen of the interweb

Lol alright then. What laws have I broken?

Concerned citizen of the interweb	May 5
to Exovedate

You usr the wordvfucked you don’t use the kind of word

Exovedate	May 5
toConcerned citizen of the interweb

Swearing isn’t illegal, especially online. The Android app is even listed under high maturity.

I’m honestly kind of baffled by your combination of ignorance, and awkward judgmentality. Do you often go out of your way to criticize individuals you have no prior connection to?

Concerned citizen of the interweb	May 5
to Exovedate

Yes. When They. Are. Stupid. LikeYOU ASS HOLES

Exovedate	May 5
Concerned citizen of the interweb

Ha ha, I’m the stupid one hey?
-You said you’re going to have me arrested for swearing on the internet
-Your responses are so ill constructed it looks like a 7 year old wrote them (and no I’m not ruling out the possibility that you are quite young)
-If I were to get specific, I could go on.

Here’s some advice, don’t worry yourself over what other people are doing when it doesn’t directly affect you. Judging by your peculiar short sighted, and frequent insults, you’ll save yourself a lot of stress.

Concerned citizen of the interweb	May 5
to Exovedate

The wheels are in motion a court date will be set I am also suing you for harassment

Exovedate	May 5
Concerned citizen of the interweb

Give it up man. We both know I, and most people on this planet are far too smart to believe such a laughable, implausible lie.

And as far as harassment goes, you may want to re-read our conversation. If anyone were guilty of harassment in this situation, it would clearly be you.

Concerned citizen of the interweb	May 5
to Exovedate

You are FUCKED up you need to be taken and. Beaten with a twoby 4

I told you that I will call the cops I did they said they will handle it

Exovedate	May 5
to Concerned citizen of the interweb

How exactly am I fucked up (not disagreeing, I enjoy compliments)

You’re either lying (in a still unsuccessful attempt to scare me) or you actually are mentally absent enough to call the cops, in which case if they did say they’ll “handle it” they were humoring you so you’d settle down, and more importantly hang up.

Physical threats on the internet are childish at best. Having said that, I welcome any physical confrontation with you.

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I was legitimately bummed out when a couple days passed with no response. Also I apologize for the shoddy formatting, but Gmail isn’t exactly copy/paste friendly (the printer version includes replies, and is even worse in that regard)

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