I was originally gonna go with a sexy live action picture for this, but I couldn’t resist exposing you people to these freaky eyed Indians
Sony Computer Entertainment executive producer Pete Smith shared the best weirdest pitch for a video game he’s ever been presented:
“EyeToy Kama Sutra. Seriously, this was a genuine pitch.”
Peter Smith began explaining how the developer described this potential sex potion motion controlled game before Eurogamers Wesley Yin-Poole cut him off:
“So, the guy is going to me, ‘it’s like, so there’s an outline on the screen with the EyeToy…’”
Just imagine how pissed your partly, portly girlfriend would be if she didn’t fit within that presumably pink outline, probably toss your EyeToy through a wall with her thunder-arms. Peter Smith seems to of put a lot of thought into the Kama Sutra video game post-rejection, wondering how the game would be tested, and promoted:
“We were talking about it back at the office. Obviously we didn’t sign it and it never ever saw the light of day. But we were going, how exactly would we QA it? You can imagine these two big hairy testers going, ‘No, you’re the bitch tonight.’ [...] In one sense I think, god, I wish it would have been done. We could have maybe got some celebrity endorsements and stuff like that.”
Not to mention free endorsement from perverts like me shouting praise for the title till I’m blue in the face, and/or balls.
The real kicker is the developer pitching this game really, and truly believed in it:
“This guy – I can remember it, I will never forget him – he was like, ‘We want to do this. We think it could be great. And, yeah. We get all kinds of pitches, but that’s definitely the one that stands out for me.”
Someone make a free open-source Kama Sutra PC game now! (Has to be open source so trolls can add donkey punching, and other great sexual mischief to the mix)
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