Zombeer Proves Even Zombie Cheerleaders Have Great Tits

Zombies are corpses in motion, the living dead, the not quite deceased, etc; they’re defined by slow movement, moaning, and they’re sometimes equipped with skull shattering super strength, but Zombies are always extreme rotting examples of the disgusting degrading process that accompanies us post-life.

So why do these Zombie cheerleaders have perfect, perky, bouncy boobs? I could be an asshole, and say Zombeers engine apparently doesn’t support high resolution textures like rotting flesh (yet their physics engine nailed the bouncing breasts) But the more likely reason is that Zombeer doesn’t look like it has that much depth to it, and when a shallow person with a great body needs attention, you can count on their tits to wag.

Hmmm, guess both hypotheses have a dark holed crack to them.

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