Pokemon Probably Don’t Enjoy Being Owned

“Holy shit, a Pinsir!”

Pokemon may be beloved by children internationally, but the cheeky truth is that when you boil it all down, Pokemon are a wonderfully inappropriate mix between being: pets, possessions, cockfightee’s, and slaves.

The only trouble with that, is that Pokemon also happen to be about 100 times more powerful, and lethal than humans in most cases, so if you don’t have your own murder ready animal at the forefront, then things aren’t going to go so well for you, a fact made hilariously clear in the parody above.

Spread the word; help corrupt the masses.

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