And by sex toy I mean beloved robotic companion of course (notrly)
Let’s get something out of the way first, Lollipop Chainsaw is not receiving a special edition, even though this humorous video above begs to differ. But what would you get if Lollipop Chainsaw were releasing with a special edition? Why a robotic full sized replica of Juliet Stars from Lollipop Chainsaw of course!
She’s controlled via a remote, and can satisfy you in ways you can only imagine…or she could murder you with a chainsaw; either way her face is gonna be covered in your genetic material.
Lollipop Chainsaw is hitting Ps3, and Xbox 360 June 12th.
This hilarious parody somehow translates everything Diablo 3 represents into one smoking hot, enticing woman. But unfortunately for this guy the girl shares more traits with Diablo 3 than he probably would of liked.
Just a helpful hint for you to properly understand this video; for the first couple days of Diablo 3′s release a lot of gamers couldn’t even play single player, due to the huge server load (Error 37) a huge portion of players were obviously very upset that they couldn’t play the game they purchased due to Blizzard essentially adding always-online DRM to Diablo 3.
What’s not to love about an honest senator?
I’ve been holding off sharing some of the latest Metal Gear Rising Revengeance teaser ‘viral’ videos with you for a couple reasons:
- They’re mostly just awful
- There’s been great gaming news lately that’s outshined these strange videos
- I have almost nothing nice to say in regards to these videos, and you all know me, I’m a happy go-fuck you kinda guy
- 1+3=I generally try to diverge from negativity, after all you guys don’t have time for pissed off internet troll #7937598030975693057
So let’s start this off on a positive note; the video above (well audio clip really) is actually fairly entertaining, and interesting. It’s too bad politicians didn’t speak their mind openly while addressing the public, sure would make voting a lot easier, rather than our current culture where you’re voting more for a politicians writers, and campaign managers than the actual
After the break we have the final piece to the “Make It Right” viral videos Konami’s been releasing for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, this one’s entitled “Sword” and in it is probably the most laughably cheesey torture scene you’ll ever bare witness to. It’s really hard to take the actor playing Raiden, or “Jack” seriously for a second; the man torturing him isn’t too bad though.
Recently we featured a hilarious musical satire about a girlfriend who’s being neglected due to her boyfriends Diablo 3 obsession, and as funny as that was, this is (most likely) a very real issue for many loved ones living with a Diablo 3 addict.
And that’s why french sex shop Absoloo is joining in on the fun, and chucking a heaping helping of potentially constructive humor at the issue, by giving anyone feeling abandoned due to a lovers lost interest because of Diablo 3, a free small vibrator.
Absoloo said this on their official blog (translated):
“He’s magic!” “No, the guards are just morons”
Saying the AI in Assassins Creed is stupid is sorta an understatement, sure social stealth works in some cases, but when a group is chasing you, and you sit on a bench no one’s going to run right past you, especially if you’re sticking out like a sore thumb by being the only dude in a long feature obscuring white robe.
In this hilarious spoof HISHE points out nearly everything wrong with Assassins Creeds AI in moments before logically concluding how the game should have ended.
170 kill streak? Nothin’ suspicious bout that
20 year old Englishman Lewys Martin earned thousands of pounds off a website he created to distribute hacks, and exploits for Call Of Duty, and that money wasn’t earned through advertisements, but rather via electronic theft.
Diablo 3 does not have a secret cow level (the title is a bald-faced lie) however, Diablo 3 does have a secret level that serves as the spiritual sequel to the secret cow level.
But first some background, when Diablo 3′s gameplay footage was first revealed, many fans were distraught upon viewing the games bright vivid colors, which looked more akin to World of Warcraft, than any previous Diablo; exaggeration ensued as it usually does, leading many fans, and critics alike to relating Diablo 3′s aesthetic to: Rainbows, sunshine, and unicorns. In response the Blizzard team working on Diablo 3 wore shirts sporting the design above to Blizzcon in possibly the greatest form of professional counter-trolling ever conducted.
Present day, Diablo 3 is out; and the obligatory “secret cow level” is called “Whimyshire” it’s a beautiful, bright magical land inhabited by Unicorns, teddy bears, sunshine, and enough gleeful happiness to cause cancer.
Continue reading for video footage of Diablo 3′s take on the secret cow level ‘Whimyshire’ and instructions to open the portal to this magical cancer inflicting world.
“How do you know so much computer jargon, but not know you can’t put a computer in a bag of ice?!”
Ever since Steam made PC gaming…relevant again, PC gamers have been touting the benefit of their higher end platform in console gamers faces, often equating Ps3, or Xbox 360 players to a lower more casual breed of gamer (not unlike the way we all JUSTIFIABLY mock Facebook/Smart Phone gaming)
But of course there’s pros, and cons to whichever avenue of gaming you spend your hard earned cash on. PC gaming may have better graphics, and modding, but it’s more expensive to set up a powerful rig, and PC gamers don’t have access to the diverse umbrella of Playstation exclusive games the Ps3 enjoys (same would go for Wii, as Nintendo has an almost equally powerful list of developers under its all encompassing Nintendo brand, but Wii is easy to emulate on the PC, and Xbox 360 isn’t worth mentioning as it has few exclusives, and many of those ‘exclusives’ are on PC)
In this funny over the top satire about the division between PC, and console gamers we see a group of friends not so tragically torn apart by the PC menace.
Also the video gets +1 from me for using Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” twice briefly.
Free DLC is always such a great good will gesture on behalf of developers towards their legions of fans, and it often helps push gamers into eventually buying the inevitable paid DLC.
Such is the case with Max Payne 3, as Rockstar has released the “Gorilla Warfare Pack” on PSN, and XBL for free. The pack contains 3 multiplayer items:
- Gorilla Mask: Gives you a boost of extra adrenaline for melee kills from behind.
- Lucky Coin: Gives you extra cash when looting bodies.
- Booby Trap: Makes your corpse explode if another player tries to loot it.
The Gorilla Warfare pack is available now, for the Ps3, Xbox 360, and will be made available upon arrival of Max Payne’s PC release on May 29th
In Naughty Dog’s upcoming post-apocalyptic title ‘The Last Of Us’ you’re not just fighting the zombie like fungus headed victims of the virus that brought about the destruction of mankind, but also other survivors.
Naughty Dog teases that a lot more info will be revealed at E3 next month; I’m guessing The Last Of Us is going to be Playstation 3′s obligatory incredibly impressive never before seen gameplay demo, similar to Uncharted 3′s flooding cruise last year, Killzone 3 in 2010, or God Of War 3 in 2009.