There’s a reason why I’m not playing Diablo 3, it’s the same factor that keeps me away from the rapidly released annual story based Assassins Creed series, and largely why I didn’t touch the deep RPG experience that is Mass Effect until I found the second two titles for cheap.
I used to play Diablo 2 when I was younger, great game; but also one of the biggest time sinks you can have the
misfortune of stepping into, and although fun when you have the time, a game like that just places a ton of pressure on any, and every other aspect of your life, by demanding your attention through mentally addictive character progression.
But all seriousness aside, this parody is hilarious, and really catchy; gotta love hearing the girlfriend rap back about how much of a loser the boyfriend is: “Playing games, and wacking off is all you ever do” Also remember to bookmark this video…just to show it to your girlfriend if she starts bitching about your (hopefully moderated to some degree) gaming habits.
I knew I couldn’t let something this eye-popping pass by while surfing the web, but at the same time; I’ve gotta upload it here for safe keeping, and delete the file off my HDD so the nightmares can stop.
Ghost Recon Future Soldier: Launching May 22nd for the Xbox 360, and Ps3
Seems like my hands are full lately posting all these launch trailers….for games that aren’t even out yet (because you know….fuck semantics)
Either way, this is another genuinely impressive launch trailer, probably best we’ve seen in a while too. Ghost Recon Future Soldiers launch trailer blends a healthy unexpected dollop of story, throws in some fast paced action themed around killing the enemy by any means necessary, then tops it all off by concluding with a mini-music video.
Every major character in Mass Effect 3 has a certain style, and personality to them, and apparently that individuality is 100% transferable to all sorts of different mixed drinks, and shots to help knock you off your galactic asses.
The cool thing is there’s a drink in here for basically any, and every person, I found several drink/squad mate combinations I liked, and would definitely down in real life. Hell, even my two favorite squad mates from Mass Effect 2 (Kasumi, Grunt) are represented well here.
Check out the full list of Mass Effect Squad drinks here.
“I’m sorry I broke your glasses in our fight to the death”
When you’re in a fight to the death, it’s typically a good idea to dress light, and avoid carrying anything fragile, or expensive in your pockets, but some people don’t live long enough to learn valuable life lessons like this.
This hilarious Mortal Kombat spoof was made by Dorkly.
This incredible short Ghost Recon Future Soldier film uses great CGI, effects, high octane action, technology, and more to introduce you to the setting of Ghost Recon Future Soldier.
Whether you’re interested in Ghost Recon Future Soldier or not, this short film stands as solid piece of entertainment regardless
For a while now I’ve been contemplating adding pornographic depictions of video game characters to Fucked Up Games, sure I’ve featured several nude mods, and other similar content, but these were all in-game, so they seemed more justified, and relevant to current gaming. So the question that had me scratching my head was “how do I share nude video game porn without FUG becoming a run of the mill niche erotic site.
But last night while…appreciating Rule #34, I realized that not all naked depictions of video game characters are drawn for the purpose of arousal, some are funny, others are ironic, and even more are funny, so that’s where the inspiration for this new feature sprung from.
In the first edition of TASTEFUL we take the easy route, and look at 9 naked pictures of Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox’s primary mascots: Mario, Sackboy, and Master Chief.
directly? where victory isn’t determined by sales numbers, or reviews, but rather; by who’s standing at the end of an exchange of bullets? Hell, have you ever wanted to see the very different Master Chief, and Commander Shepard duke it out? Well now’s your chance, this amazing video cross-over combines all of these games, and more in a fight where only one series will end up on top.
Have you ever wanted to see Battlefield, and Modern Warfare compete
View the video first, then continue reading for the full list of featured games, in order of appearance.
Capcoms take on Skyrim is almost here
I’m not sure whether Capcom’s trying to be a rebel, or a Rockstar, but someone needs to tell these guys their game isn’t out yet. Either way, it looks promising, it reminds me of a third person only Skyrim with far tighter gameplay, and a bigger emphasis on combat, early reviews seem to be positive too, with GameInformer leading the charge with a score of 85%
Additional items of note that you actually already know (if you watched the trailer) purchasing Dragon’s Dogma grants you early access to the Resident Evil 6 demo, and speaking of demos Dragon’s Dogma’s demo is already up on PSN, and XBL to help you better judge whether to pick up Capcoms open world fantasy when it releases on Ps3, and Xbox 360 May 22nd.
Prototype 2, and the Darkness II are both games that may have fallen off of many of your radars. The consensus is they’re both good games (both Prototype 2, and The Darkness II have aggregated scores of 80 on metacritic) but with big name titles like: Final Fantasy, Kingdoms of Amalur, Resident Evil, Uncharted, Tekken, Twisted Metal, UFC, Metal Gear, Mass Effect 3, Mario Party, Street Fighter X Tekken, Silent Hill, Ninja Gaiden, Resident Evil (again), Kid Icarus,
Kinect Star Warslol, The Witcher 2, and Starhawk already releasing this year; sometimes it’s difficult to get around to titles many would consider more ‘low-key’
Well lucky for us Amazon has Prototype 2, and The Darkness II on sale today for $39.99, and $29.99 respectively, which really are great deals considering how relatively new, and high quality both of these titles are. (Same deals are also available on Amazon.ca)
What title has your attention? I’m a fan of the human bowling in Prototype 2, but if I do end up jumping on one of these deals, it’s going to be The Darkness II, since that ‘Assecution trailer‘ still brings a smile to my face every time I’m reminded of The Darkness II’s existence (now that’s good marketing)