Are they drooling yet? What if he had breasts instead of a bow? Would that hurt, or help? Actually, don’t answer that.
The Crysis franchise isn’t a far throw from being pure, and simple demoware for Crytek to showcase the power of the ‘CryEngine 3′ they developed, we’re all just lucky Crytek manages to squeeze a quality AAA game into each Crysis title aswell.
As far as pre-release marketing goes, this translates to beautiful trailers, and these incredible concept art pictures, and if you enjoy the image above, then continue reading for all 7 Crysis 3 concept art pictures.
Up until now every trailer, or video on Ghost Recon Future soldier has made the Ghosts appear seemingly unstoppable, and unmatched, but odds that always fall in your favor are never fun in a game, and that’s where the Bodarks come in. The Bodarks are described as fearless, and elite Russian soldiers sporting advanced weapons, they’re said to be a high threat to even experienced Ghosts.
This trailer introducing the Bodarks is all kinds of awesome. And props goes to any game that puts ‘mother Russia’ back in the villains seat.
Ghost Recon Future Soldier is hitting the PC, Ps3, and Xbox 360 May 25th.
If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you might of figured out the ‘niche’ or ‘formula’ basically FUG is a one-man team (IE: me) who brings you the best the games industry has to offer in terms of M rated games, news, etc, every day I intend to deliver 2 core pieces of news/media, along with one humorous game related video.
Well this post is different, you might remember me mocking Metal Gear Rising Revengeance….probably for the fictional term ‘Revengeance’ that was added when Kojima handed developing duties off to Platinum games, who then turned the formally extremely promising game (or concept at least) into a high octane piece of shit. So this post sitting before you falls along the lines of “So bad it’s kind of good” if you’ve got a humor about you.
Now to whet your already bone dry appetite more is this incredibly cheesy live action mysterious teaser trailer for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. Am I being too cynical, and possibly biased? Maybe, but hell it’s not like mysterious live action game advertisements aren’t possible, anyone remember Resistance 2′s chilling “Project Abraham”? Now that’s how you market a game.
At any rate, we’ll find out more about about whatever the hell this is April 30th.
Bioshock Infinites highly saturated world is made a little more bleak; thanks to the pulse dropping Boys Of Silence
“The third installment of our Heavy Hitters may surprise you. Instead of brute force and heavy artillery, these guys only use sound — it’s all they’ll need to get your adrenaline flowing as you check your ammo and run for cover. It’s time to cover your ears: Here come the Boys of Silence.”
Up until now Bioshock Infinite seemed like an almost standard AAA plot, and setting focused FPS (which isn’t a bad thing by any means) but now the ‘Boys Of Silence’ are the third ‘Heavy Hitter’ we’re being introduced to, and they’re here to spill a little horror, and potential stealth gameplay into the mix. When you notice a ‘Boy Of Silence’ you’ve either gotta sneak by him, or take out the iron masked terror head on, it’s your call.
Bioshock Infinite is hitting October 16th for the Ps3, Xbox 360, and PC. Bioshock Infinite supports 3D, and Playstation Move/Sharp Shooter on the Ps3, every Ps3 copy of Infinite grants digital access to the original Bioshock (because no one cares about Bioshock 2)
Well these images may not be 3D (unless you hit your head against your desk 3 times, and blink rapidly while observing them*) but that doesn’t mean they’re not disgustingly sexy
Honestly though, not a lot “gets to me” but I feel surprisingly uncomfortable sharing these 11 ‘hot’ giant breasted anime-esque overly Japanese (and thus underage looking) semi-hardcore porn pictures. Why? Because I’m an overly white pretend racist, and anime tentacle rape porn is not my cup mug of tea beer.
The first ever MLB12 The Show online league for FUG is now open for registration. 20 teams is the max so join quickly or be forced to play in those other garbage online leagues, run by morons and 10-year-old racist kids. How do I join this private league you ask? Continue reading for registration info
Yup the first Assassins Creed 3 trailer is here, and it comes packed with all the cinematic assassin action you expect from the franchise with a slight twist in the form of new weapons to fit the American Revolutionary War setting.
You know to be honest I originally thought the Native American aspect of Assassins Creed 3′s protagonist would be emphasized too much in a somewhat off-putting way (if you’re racist), but luckily the assassin cloak we’ve come to love though customized for the time still obscures the character enough for you to identify him first and foremost as an assassin.
This shouldn’t of been a concern because Assassins Creeds character model has always done a good job of under emphasizing the characters body, while making any heritage more prevalent throughout the costume then anything. After all we’ve never thought of Ezio as a angry, loud Italian, and so I expect we’ll never end up viewing Assassins Creed 3′s protagonist as a drunk jobless Native American.
Let’s all forget our specific issues with the french for a moment, and replace them with jealousy; as France is airing this humorous faux yogurt commercial Resident Evil Revelations ad.
Though in hindsight I suppose we end up walking out of this situation in a better position than the french, sure they get this great commercial (and another decent one after the break) but after watching the ad above for the first time I’m guessing the whole “lolz, not rly a yogurt commercial” concept probably loses its edge fairly fast.
Keep reading for another French Resident Evil Revelations commercial where a sexy blonde peers through a keyhole.
“when I booted up my 3DS and one of the built-in games to find a photo of the previous owner smoking weed. This didn’t really bother me but could have definitely lead to some awkward questions had the 3DS gone to a child, even more so if the previous owner had decided to take some more illicit 3D photos. I contacted the CEO of Game / Gamestation to let him know of this and asked if it was their store policy. As expected, apparently it is store policy to clear the data from all consoles that are bought. I was assured that the importance of wiping all data from any console they buy would be stressed with their training department. As well as that, I received £25 compensation which is awful kind!“
Moral of the story? Buy a used 3DS, and take a 3D picture of your buddy taking a massive bong hit, and you’ll get cash compensation, then if you send your story+picture into Fucked Up Games, we’ll write about you, seriously; do it.
Are they drooling yet? What if he had breasts instead of a bow? Would that hurt, or help? Actually, don’t answer that.
