Category Archives: Art

Watch An Old Lady Die – The Graveyard For Android

The fuck?!

These days games aren’t happy just being enjoyable experiences, they also want to be ‘art’ as well. I’m not opposed to this, I love certain artistic games like Heavy Rain. But sometimes it appears as if a title is attempting to make itself out to be a new artistic kind of game, when it would be more appropriate as a shitty artistic video, this is the case with ‘The Graveyard’

In ‘The Graveyard’ you control an old lady, walking her down a Graveyard, until you get to a bench, where she sits, and dies, that is the game. It attempts to be thought provoking, and sad by showing a young man for instance packing up what’s presumably the old lady’s room, but it misses the mark. Honestly the concept isn’t totally terrible, and the graveyard visuals are definitely unique and had it been simply a free short video trying to make a fast sad statement it would of been more respectable, but no this is a game that gains absolutely no significance  or worth through being a game.

“a pretentious, ineffective waste of the interactive medium” -Destructoid

Well sure if you want to dumb down my past 2 paragraph into a coherent properly articulated sentence fine.

Watch the video above to see the the old lady die (video shows the whole game, which wont take too much of your time) or download the trial version (in which the old lady can’t die) but if you’re completely set on seeing the old lady die in the palms of your hands (totally understandable) you can buy the full version here.


Angry Birds, and Duck Hunt Horror Film Trailers

Who needs to watch horror film classics when similar short films themed around Angry Birds are hitting our intertubes for free?

Yesterday I filled you guys in on G4TV’s “epictoberfest” where they’ll be releasing 3 free horror short films themed after Mario Kart, Duck Hunt, and Angry Birds (they’re named: Kart Driver, The Hunt, and The Birds of Anger)

Up above is the trailer for The Birds of Anger, hit the link for Kart Driver’s trailer along with the release date, and descriptions for these films, and keep reading for The Hunt trailer (which looks the most promising besides Kart Driver. Continue reading


Zombie In a Penguin Suit

What’s black, white, and red all over?

Zombie in a penguin suit is an extremely well made short film about a single penguin suited zombie’s experience throughout the course of a zombie apocalypse.

If you have a constructive mind you’ll be searching for deeper meaning throughout the entirety of this video, trying to decipher what exactly ‘Zombie In a Penguin Suit’ is trying to say. The only message I was able to derive from ‘Zombie In a Penguin Suit’ was the overwhelming impact chance, and circumstance can have on our lives.


Battlefield 3 Stylized Mass Effect 3 Wallpaper

Mass Effect 3 given a Battlefield 3 spit-shine.

Mass Effect, and Battlefield are arguably EA’s biggest franchises right now, and seeing Mass Effect 3 polished off with that Battlefield 3 artwork grit makes for a thing of beauty.

Click the image for the full resolution wallpaper, and for comparison sake you can jump past the break for the Battlefield 3 wallpaper that this one is modeled after. Oh and pro-tip for our Android users: these pictures look excellent as an Android wallpaper due to their horizontal scrolling friendly nature. Continue reading


Video Game Nerf Guns!

Steampunk Revolver

So I heard about this guy who repaints/modify’s Nerf, and waterguns into guns from video games, and sci-fi properties. I sifted through this dudes DeviantArt page for ages looking for some good gaming guns to show ya, and I’ve collected pictures from guns modeled after: Halo, Mass Effect, Fallout, and last (and probably least) District 9. Keep reading for these great guns. Continue reading


Real Life Paintball Portrayed As An Online Shooter

Video games are always striving to be more realistic, but it seems lately reality’s taking a couple notes from gamings playbook.

Speaking of which, if you enjoy this downright badass “Call Of Dutified” real life paintball video, then you might enjoy seeing Freddie Wong punch a car right side up, or children shooting each to bloody pulps with guns.


Resistance 3 3D Review

Beauty given depth

While my Sharp Shooter review is delayed due to Resistance 3′s Move issues, what I can talk to you about is how Resistance 3 looks in 3D. So hit the break for this mixed bag review of 3D goodness. Continue reading


Self Depreciate Yourself With “The Gamer” T-Shirt

No time to shave the stache, playing games go away.

I’m not sure whether I hate, or love this shirt.

Sure it’s sorta subtle game-wise, and clearly clever, but I might have a hard time wearing a shirt that makes us gamers look like complete ill-kept fatass losers. On a side note: I  sort of really want to see this Diablo 3 nerd wear the shirt.

Pick up the shirt now, they’re in limited supply.


Weirdly Sexy Dark Souls Cosplay

Not sure whether to fuck you or set ya on fire.

Germans are fucking awesome, yup this is some crazy ass Gamescom cosplay to promote Dark Souls.

Not really much to say, I mean I could write a short commentary about how deliciously moral-less our society is becoming, or I could let you jump past the break for 5 more titilating  pictures of this intriguing demon whore…..ya just hit the jump. Continue reading


Is Daniel Tosh From Tosh.0 Gay?

If you’ve seen Tosh.0 you know that the comedian host Daniel Tosh quite often makes comments that could suggest he’s gay, which makes a lot of us wonder which side the guy’s playing for. I did some research looking into if Tosh.0′s Daniel Gosh is gay, and here’s what I found: Continue reading