Category Archives: Blood/Gore

Ghost Recon Future Soldier Launch Trailer

By Exovedate

Ghost Recon Future Soldier: Launching May 22nd for the Xbox 360, and Ps3

Seems like my hands are full lately posting all these launch trailers….for games that aren’t even out yet (because you know….fuck semantics)

Either way, this is another genuinely impressive launch trailer, probably best we’ve seen in a while too. Ghost Recon Future Soldiers launch trailer blends a healthy unexpected dollop of story, throws in some fast paced action themed around killing the enemy by any means necessary, then tops it all off by concluding with a mini-music video.

Not bad.

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Happy MP3 Day To All Our Readers

By Kernal

Max Payne 3 Review Courtesies Of Gamespot

Happy MAX PAYNE 3 Day To All

So it has finally arrived over eleven years from Max Payne 2, but it has come, Hell has frozen over. Most of our readers have probably never played Max Payne 1 or 2 and if you’re amongst them then it’s tea bag time for you. However, if you’re a more ~~mature~~ seasoned gamer, then you have not only played the shit out of Max Payne 1 and 2, you have probably called in sick today to play Max Payne 3, “I’m in bed with a nasty clown,” or in our case “I’m in bed dick up to my eyes.” okay, okay, I know I’m no comedian but hey everyone nowadays gets an A+ just for showing up. I thought long and hard about a Max Payne 3 review and even my own personal FUG video review which we have never done. But 3 beers later and 1 hour into the Max Payne 3, I figured I could just repost the excellent gamespot video review and get myself back to the game. So if you’re reading this looking for a review of some sort, then here is a brief review……. Why the fuck are you reading this? The title of the game is MAX PAYNE 3 , are you a retarded Wal-Mart employee? Get your ass off the couch and buy this game NOW maggots

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Violent Video Game Cross Over Ends Hilariously

By Exovedate

Have you ever wanted to see Battlefield, and Modern Warfare compete directly? where victory isn’t determined by sales numbers, or reviews, but rather; by who’s standing at the end of an exchange of bullets? Hell, have you ever wanted to see the very different Master Chief, and Commander Shepard duke it out? Well now’s your chance, this amazing video cross-over combines all of these games, and more in a fight where only one series will end up on top.

View the video first, then continue reading for the full list of featured games, in order of appearance.

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Bullet To Balls: Cringe Worthy Sniper Elite V2 Exploding Sack Shots

By Exovedate

Words cannot portray the amount of sympathy I have for these poor digital sub-male Nazi’s

You may have seen ‘Sniper Elite V2′ posted on Fucked Up Games in the past, and for good reason; the slow-mo partial x-ray sniper shots are a beautiful symphony of carnage, and gore.

This montage takes things to a whole new level of pain, by focusing squarely on the Nazi soldiers nuts (and yes the testicles are shown via x-ray….until they explode that is) Anyone else think the computer has an auto-assist to increase the number of ball-busting shots? If so I’m gonna have to blame any, and all female programmers over at Rebellion Developments…..conniving harpies.

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Introducing Soul Sacrifice

By Exovedate

Soul Sacrifice is a recently revealed Playstation Vita adventure title where you disfigure your body in order to improve yourself in combat, as you can see from the image above, the man is removing his spine, which he’ll turn around, and use as a sword (video game logic is almost always better than real-world logic)

If you’d like to see Soul Sacrifice’s hero rip out his spine, and proceed to use it for murder, then continue reading for the very first full Soul Sacrifice trailer.

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Super Smash Bros….MURDER (Episodes 1-3)

By Exovedate

Super Smash Bros is one of my favorite game franchises of all time (that’s why I’m so pumped for Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale) but there is one key feature the Smash Bros series is sorely lacking, and that’s excessive amounts of gore, and that’s what this hilarious violent take on Super Smash Bros delivers, and what it lacks in iinteractivity, it makes up for in hilarity….and even more blood.

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Diablo 3 Cartoon Depicts Bloody War Between Hell, and Heaven

By Exovedate

If you watch one non-comedy internet video today, make it this one. Because whether you’re into, or interested in Diablo 3, or not, the animation is superb, and the violent demon slaying blood drenched action is a guaranteed good time that anyone can get in on (the Demon vs Angel story is a little dated, and well known at this point, so you wont feel out of place with any of it)

Check out Diablo 3 when it hits PC May 15th.

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Ghost Recon Future Soldier: Introducing The Bodarks

By Exovedate

Up until now every trailer, or video on Ghost Recon Future soldier has made the Ghosts appear seemingly unstoppable, and unmatched, but odds that always fall in your favor are never fun in a game, and that’s where the Bodarks come in. The Bodarks are described as fearless, and elite Russian soldiers sporting advanced weapons, they’re said to be a high threat to even experienced Ghosts.

This trailer introducing the Bodarks is all kinds of awesome. And props goes to any game that puts ‘mother Russia’ back in the villains seat.

Ghost Recon Future Soldier is hitting the PC, Ps3, and Xbox 360 May 25th.

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God Of War: Ascension First Multiplayer Footage

By Exovedate

Nobody panic….the multiplayer is just as gory as the single player

God Of War Ascension is going to be the first game to bring multiplayer to the God Of War franchise, and it looks like it could be a blast.

Of course things are changed from the singleplayer mode for balancing purposes; weapons don’t have as far range, you can counter, and have your attacks countered. There’s even a perks system based on what God you choose when you create your multiplayer character, the perks range from relevant magical abilities to apt enhancements, and weapons you can use. There’s four Gods to decide between: Zeus, Aries, Poseidon, Hades.

This isn’t much more than a teaser at this point, but we’ll keep ya in the loop as more information, and better footage is released.

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Poke-Battles Are Sick, Cruel, and Bloody Awesome

By Exovedate

1:27 in, started to get the feeling Pikachu wasn’t gonna win the battle

What’s better than watching animals rip each other to shreds? Watching magical animals under the dominion of prepubescent school boys beat each other to bloody pulps, or in some cases it’s better to just get a kill blow in, then slowly watch your opponent bleed to death.

Sometimes I get the feeling Nintendo’s own fans are somehow able to strip the companies family friendly image away, one dark animated short at a time.

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