Thats right! Nintendo’s horror franchise is coming to the 3DS! Here is a trailor, and just to piss you off, I found it in 3D! Go grab yourself a pair of red/blue glasses, and have yourself a cranial aneurysm.
Category Archives: Crystal ball
FU Crystal Ball; “Metro: Last Light”
Ever played Metro: 2033? Well I did. It was a really good game, but had all the earmarks of being made by a small, fledgling studio. By that I mean: Highly ambitious, great concept, lots of enthusiasm, but some glaring problems. With M:2033, the problems I experienced were lame voice cast, Hole-filled plot, and bad optimization for PC.
Well that may change right here because the Ukrainian studio that made the original (4A Studio) is making a sequel that will be on the consoles as well as PC! M:2033 was originally published by THQ for PC only. This move to make a sequel means one thing to me. THQ saw enough potential in the first game to not only fund a sequel, but give it a console debut! This is a game to watch in coming months. A post-apocalyptic game made by a Ukrainian studio, based off of a Russian book… All I can think to say is WIN!
FU Crystal Ball: Hawken
An indie game for the ages indeed. Hawken is a first-person, online multiplayer, mech commander game showcasing the brand-spanking-new Unreal Engine 3. Remember the hardware demo from Unreal titled “Samaritan”? Yea, Hawken is running that shit right there. and it looks
bad
Fucking
ASS
Read more about Hawken and how it exemplifies UDK 3 HERE
FU Crystal Ball: Far Cry 3
The Far Cry franchise is on the move (not the Playstation Move. that was just an expression)! Ubisoft has started work on the 3rd installment in the groundbreaking open-worlded shooter series.
FU Crystal Ball: Brothers in Arms Furious 4
Let me pose a question to you. Do you love killing Nazis? Your answer should be “OH, HELL YES.”
WELL HERE IS A GAME FOR YOU! Its the newest installment in the Brothers in Arms series. Its like Ubisoft crossbred TF2 with Wolfenstein. I am officially interested.
This is definitely a BIG change from the traditional nature of the franchise… but hey, sometimes change is good, right?
FU Crystal Ball: Hitman 5
Your probably thinking “Yea, Why not write about Half-Life Ep #3 while your at it. Neither are EVER coming out.” Well normally I would agree, but frankly i wouldn’t be surprised if HL Ep3 came out the way this year has been going. I mean, the biggest vaporware ever is about to come out (Duke Nukem)!
Hitman: Absolution is the upcoming fifth title in the Hitman series by producer, IO Interactive. Hitman: Absolution will be the first game in the series to be published by Square Enix, after their 2009 acquisition of Eidos Interactive. Notably, it is the series’ debut on the PlayStation 3 console. Hitman: Absolution will run on IO Interactive’s proprietary Glacier 2 game engine, combining classic Hitman game mechanics with brand new mechanics. The game’s story will further delve into the mysterious life of Agent 47, the series’ protagonist.
I heard from a reliable source that this game will be brought up at E3 in a big way. Can’t wait to see.
FU Crystal Ball; Assassins Creed: Revelations
Well, there it is, the newest installment into the Assassins Creed Franchise. Slated for release in the 4th quarter of this year (2011), The game will have all three main characters in it: Ezio and Altair and Desmond! It is gonna be a… eh, fuck typing. Here is what Wikipedia has to say about it:
Follow the link to read on
FU Crystal Ball: Neverdead
OMGOMGOMG. This looks like SO much win! FINALLY! A game where you cant die! That sounds about my speed.
What?
You can still lose? Aw fuck. ANYWAY, Neverdead looks to be a VERY interesting mash up of several winning elements including but not limited to: shooting, Comedy, intrigue, Hot girls, and Katamari. Yes, Katamari.
FU Crystal Ball: Saints Row The Third
This is the first trailer for Saints Row 3 and im not quite sure if it’s an April fools joke but hey at least we got 1 second of gameplay. The game also has the name Saints Row: The Third instead of Saints Row 3 I don’t know why they did it like that but I don’t care at all.
Saints Row: The Third come out in the holiday season of 2011
FU Crystal Ball: Asura’s Wrath
Prepare yourself for BLASPHEMY =D
Asura was a god, but now he is here on our shitty little ball of dirt and he is pissed. He is so pissed that he is going to fuck shit up just for the hell of it… Like Buddha! That smug bastard is in need of a beatdown (and a diet). No I’m serious… You really do fight Buddha.
Wrath is a rage filled adaptation of the Buddhist mythological system. Apparently an asura is actually a character in the Buddhist religion. He is here on earth and he is pissed at everything… and he is very strong. Asura easily slams two peoples skulls together like a human trash compactor. From what I’ve seen, this Capcom game looks like one that should be watched out for. I can’t wait to see how the concept pans out. I have blabbered enough, here is a trailer.
