Category Archives: Disgusting

Little Girl Exposes Pedo With Nintendo DS Camera

By Exovedate

What’s most interesting about this story isn’t that a little girl exposed a rapist pedophile via her Nintendo DS’s camera (ok maybe that part is interesting) but what catches me off guard, is that just last week a pedophilic priest was caught with underage porn thanks to a used Nintendo DS.

A little girl in the UK (11) used her Nintendo DSi to snap a picture of 46 year old family friend John Fisher groping her. John Fisher had been molesting her since she was 9, but the girl didn’t have the “presence of mind” (according to a prosecutor) to tell her mother sooner. When the little girl did show her mother the picture, they contacted the police immediately who were able to get John Fisher to admit to “two offenses of assault by penetration” over 2 years.

John Fisher is going to prison for 3.5 years, where we can expect him to endure a little more than the two (confessed) “assault(s) by penetration” that put him in prison in the first place.
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The Last Of Us Fungal Headed Statue

By Exovedate

BURN IT WITH FIRE!

As you may already know, the “zombies” in Naughty Dogs upcoming title ‘The Last Of Us‘ are humans infected with a species of the real world parasitic fungus known as ‘Cordyceps‘ this hideous statue featured on Naughty Dogs Google+ page depicts a woman infected with the fungus.

And that’s why I’m forcing you to stare at the monstrosity above. What is optional, however, is continuing past the break for 3 more pictures of this ‘Last Of Us’ statue.

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Catholic Priest Leaves Pedo-Porn On Kid’s Nintendo DS

By Exovedate

If you just so happen to be a pedophile, it’s probably best to cover your tracks. I’m not by any means endorsing pedophilia, nor casting a shade of acceptance over it, but I can’t help but smack my head at stupid people, regardless of whether they be a: pedophile, terrorist, bible thumper, or Satan forbid a rapper.

So whether you’re eyeing young boys, or busting rhymes alongside your pursuit to display half a brain cell as a human being, make sure to cover your tracks where need be. So if that means you have to pretend to like black booty, and gold chains then go for it, or if you’re striving to not end up in an ironic ‘boy’ meeting the man stretched sphincter jail scenario then don’t leave child porngraphy on a Nintendo DS you’re trading into Gamestop for fuck sakes.

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Chick Fucks Teen She Met Playing Call Of Duty

By Exovedate

A 22 year old Maine woman had sex with a 15 year old boy she met playing (an unspecified) Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Male pedophiles are often revered as being disgusting losers, with the underage victim seen as just that-a victim. But in this society often it’s cool or hot for a guy to make it with an older lady; hell wouldn’t you of loved to fuck a 22 year old chick when you were 15? Well I’m going to turn this story back into a gross pedophilic rape article: roll your mouse over the image above to see the disgusting pedophile in question.

Alright now that we’ve set the unfairly biased tone for this story, let’s continue

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December 2, 2011

Silly Asians Take On U.K’s Urinal Games

By Exovedate

I think she’s depressed, or really, really bored

New Media Animation, the Taiwanese news group that make comically awkward looking CGI recaps of some of the more interesting gaming news has released a video about the London pub that put in urinal games to keep us men entertained, and encourage us to drink much much more. Win win right? They also mention the Japanese pissing games that came first.

Ignoring what this post is supposed to be about; what sticks out to me is the host, and her incredibly dry personality, also the fact that she has western looking eyes (apparently they’re called ‘double eyelids’) There are a couple possibilities for why she had ‘double eyelids’:

Some Asians naturally have ‘double eyelids’
Surgery
GLUE!

I’m not joking about the third one, apparently some Asians are gluing their eyelids together to get rid of that stereotypical Asian look. You can view a disturbing video on it after the break.

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November 29, 2011

Want More Than One Wife In Skyrim, Ever Consider Murder?

By Exovedate

Well at least he’s organized

This Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim player has his home decorated with the corpses of posed underwear wearing headless ladies (don’t worry, you get to see where he put the heads) the video on youtube is titled “Skyrim sex life” and is essentially a walkthrough of his terrifying home set to eerie music.

Kotaku asked the uploader where he got the idea from:

“hey, I wanted to marry more than one woman but I couldn’t :/,”

Fair enough, but why pose them? Since I’m sure they’re too sore to keep a pose from all the sexing anyway.

“oh well, one thing lead to another. I ended up with a bunch of headless corpses in my house and I thought I might as well pose them. I suppose I was inspired by the Hannibal movies.”

Makes sense; see when this guy looks at all his beloved brides, he sees pure beauty, but being the fine prideful gentleman he is, he wants us to see how magnificent they are as well since they’re slightly too decomposed to be wearing make-up at this point.

If anyone is wondering how exactly he managed to do this (carry the corpses through the door) he more than likely told NPC’s from quests to follow him, led them to his home, and then killed them.

Keep reading to see a video of a crazy Swedish motherfuckers corpse collection, and a chick die from sex-ing

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November 25, 2011

Skyrim Is Turning Your Kids Gay

By Exovedate

Don’t try to tell me you’re not turned on by that hairy muscled up yeti, he’s shouting out his mating call right now just for you. (and suddenly the chastity belts primarily medieval prominence starts to make sense)

Christwire is a parody site, that writes under the false context that they’re extremely religious conservative zealots. Lately they’ve turned their ~~‘faith’ful trolling~~ attention to The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim. The article is extremely humorous, and I took the liberty to grab a couple quotes from it (It’s actually a really great funny read start to finish, I had a hard time not just copying the whole post…but that’d sorta be plagiarism)

“Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal.“

You think that’s bad? I hear you can play as a girl in that new Laura Croft game coming up, gonna get our boys all confused about what’s normal to wear! +10 points if anyone can find me a picture of a little boy dressed up as Laura Croft

“spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic. “

That paragraph had me hard as a rock before Harry Potter and Orlando Bloom stepped into the picture.

“The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.”

No seriously, this dude should write erotic fiction, I’ll buy it as an audiobook to listen to during sex; just gotta figure out a better excuse to give the ball/chain aside from: “you’re loud, annoying, and I’m already closing my eyes anyways” might not go over well if I don’t reword it a bit.

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November 21, 2011

Praise Modders: You Can Kill Children In Skyrim Now

By Exovedate

More on this picture after Skyrim talk….

And no I’m not talking about killing the innocent blood thirsty little girl from yesterday…guards already dealt with that bitch.

PC gamers have been resenting the fact that you couldn’t kill children in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim since back in September (months before the game released) some calling the game ‘broken’ because of the lack of potential child homicide in the game.

So leave it to PC wizards, a patch for kid killing is now available on Skyrim Nexus (you’ll need to create an account)

The mod does come with a benefit for you kid lovers out there, an unexpected unintentional bug let’s you play as children in Skyrim, that’s right if you create a new character with the mod enabled, you can create a child character. (also remind me not to italicize “lovers” after kid ever again, makes you people look like pedophiles)

Speaking of which keep reading so you don’t accidentally look at child pornography, as I just did.

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November 15, 2011

PETA Protests Mario Wearing Tanooki Costumes

By Exovedate

So if I’m following ya PETA: Fictional video game character wearing what looks like a Halloween costume of a Tanooki=bad, but you guys depicting a beloved childrens character holding a slaughtered animal head while dripping with bloody freshly peeled animal skin=A-OK?

The psychopathic animal wack jobs are at it again! What’s on the menu today? Protesting the return of the Tanooki suit in Super Mario 3D land:

“Tanooki may be just a ‘suit’ in Mario games, but in real life, tanuki are raccoon dogs who are skinned alive for their fur,”

So to stir up shit PETA created a flash game where you can chase down, a flying blood dripping Mario through his equally bloody world. It’s actually a pretty decent game that comes at the price of cheap deaths.

It’s sorta sad how insane, and single minded this group is, I love animals, yet PETA’s constantly alienating normal people just for publicity. At any rate keep reading to play or watch a video of ‘Super Tanooki Death 2D’

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November 12, 2011

Saints Row 3 Dildo Bat Censored In Japan

By Exovedate

I’m honestly surprised this is the first time visitors to FUG will be greeted to a giant purple cock; makes me feel like I’ve failed on some level.

Saints Row The Third is a perverted, dirty, ridiculous awesome game, and I’m sure the fact that Saints Row 3 has a giant purple dildo bat is partially responsible for this. Well apparently Japan doesn’t like success (or sex ~~toys~~ weapons that could split you in half) because the ‘Penetrator’ weapon is being censored in Japan.

Yes despite getting a “CERO Z” rating in Japan (our ‘M’) the ‘Penetrator’ will reportedly lack the physics (wobbliness/wiggle) along with the details, and textures that make the weapon above such a piece of art. So if you want to see the North American dildo weapon in action (in all it’s veiny glory) check out this trailer (shows a lot of other great morally defunct shit as well) or hit the cut, to see the censored Japanese dildo bat.

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