The Gears Of War drinking game essentially boils down to “any split-screen horde/survival mode enabled game with alcohol” which is a good thing because not everyone owns Gears Of War 2, or 3. /protip: I suggest using Uncharted 3 if you’re sporting a Ps3.
The rules are humorously presented in the video above by TheWarpZone, but continue reading for the typed out drinking conditions.
The original video game blood bath enhanced with the sweet dangerous magic of alcohol
TheWarpZone has another fun drinking game on their hands, today they’re showing you how to get drunk off your ass while ripping your opponent apart-right down to their internal organs with the classic gory fighting series Mortal Kombat.
Mortal Kombat’s drinking game seems to be optimized well so that you never have to let go of the controller unless you’re busy being the victim of something rather painful anyway, that quite frankly doesn’t need your attention, so you can drink without worrying about your character running into a sudden case of ‘dead’
TheWarpZone’s Mortal Kombat drinking game video above is entertaining and it goes over the drinking rules well, but for reference I typed out the game ingredients, and drinking conditions after the break.
With the release of ‘The Simpsons’ Arcade game on Xbox Live, and Playstation Network (Xbox 360/Ps3) I realized that the classic Simpsons arcade game is perfect for rampant alcoholism.
Why’s ‘The Simpsons Arcade Game’ perfect for booze? It’s 4 player, simple, humorous, and it’s an aged classic; like whisky!
Continue reading for the full fledged fun alcohol infused Simpsons Arcade Drinking game rules!
A Sledge Hammer & Heavy Metal, Now That’s A Drinking Game
On December 6th 2011, Insomniac Games, released the Brutality Pack for Resistance 3. I love Resistance 3, the campaign was awesome but too short. The multiplayer is fun, but is definitely lacking in online players. When I saw this DLC I thought, “What A nice rip off of Horde Mode from Gears Of War, or Firefight from Halo ODST.” But for $3.99 I just couldn’t resist.
After installing the DLC and booting it up you will surely see this is a poor version of other Horde modes. Games like Gears Of War and Halo have both done this before and much better. The Brutality Pack pits you and a partner against waves of creatures from Resistance 3. While first playing with my friend we both looked at each other and said “What The Fuck Is This Crap?” and laughed. Then a couple of beers later we had an idea. An awful idea. We had a wonderful awful idea, Resistance 3 Brutality Pack Drinking Games. Continue Reading To Find Out More……..
New Years is one of the greatest Holidays of the year, because typically you get a break from your family you saw far too much of during Christmas, and you’re usually ready to kick back, and get drunk off your ass.
So in light of this most unres0ponsible of Holidays, I figured I’d help play a role in potentially the demise of thousands of individuals, by providing not only an excuse to drink, but 5 games that force you to drink (that is if your gaming competitive streak stretches over to drinking games as well)
Call Of Duty Drinking Game:This game can be played with probably any FPS. You’ll enjoy (or hate) this drinking game based on how good your shooting is. If you suck, you’re going to get pretty drunk, but if you kick ass at FPS’s then your going to destroy your drunken comrades. Read the rules here.
Do you like your television filthy, vile, racist, and unapologetically awesome? Then you’re going to love Drawn Together, and this drinking game will make you so drunk you’ll love…anything, the rules to this drinking game are easy to remembe
r, and will have you drinking more than a Native on Thanksgiving. Read the rules here.
omberman Drinking Game:The Bomberman drinking game was easily the most well received liquor catalyst my friends, and I have ever played. Easy to play, and nearly everyone (gamer or not) is on fairly even ground. And if you’re playing it on the Ps3 up to 7 people can join in on the fun! Read the rules here.
Marvel VS Capcom is one of the most beloved fighters of all time. And the visuals look great while drunk, after all; why do you think they have those pretty light machines in bars, and nearly nowhere else? Have to be pretty drunk to appreciate the ‘subtly’ of that kind of multi-ray in your face seizure-inducing joy. Plus we needed a fighter on this list, because as you all know, violence and alcohol go hand in hand.
I’m ending on a high note here, as this is my absolute favorite video-drinking game. The Mario Kart drinking game is great because it combines: Mario Kart, chugging beer, and competitiveness all in one sloppy, bravado filled race to beat your buddies at what truly matters: driving drunk. Also note that you can use any karting game for this one, and probably even some normal racing games, my friends and I used Modnation Racers. Read the rules here.
So there you have it folks! Have a Happy New Year, and enjoy drinking your respective selves stupid.
Nothing brings the gang together like drunk driving
The drunk champions over at TheWarpZone (they do other videos, but their alcoholic ‘Drinking Games For Gamers’ are my favorites) have created a drinking game version of Mario Kart. My friends and I tried this, and it’s a total blast (except for the chick bitching she’s not a man, and can’t chug Alcohol, suck it up sweet heart; we can’t do the deep throat, but you don’t hear us complaining)
My group didn’t actually have a copy of Mario Kart (that’s a lie, I have an N64/Mario Kart somewhere) so instead we used Modnation Racers for the Ps3, the rules are exactly the same, and the game plays mostly identical. Plus we downloaded a bunch of Mario Kart Modnation characters, and tracks off the community server; so it was like playing a high definition Mario Kart.
Anyways to get your gaming drunk on check out the hilarious video above from TheWarpZone, I have the instructions printed out after the break for reference.
I feel the rapid pretty colors would work better with ecstasy but I guess Alcohol can’t hurt
Up above we have another excellent drinking game from the guys at TheWarpZone, and as per usual the video is hilarious, and they deliver on a grade-a drinking game.
For your quick reference, I’ve typed out the rules to the drinking game after the break.
In my opinion the greatest thing about the Call Of Duty series is just how accessible, and mainstream they are, it helps when you have friends who aren’t ‘informed’ gamers like many of us, because they can enjoy, and get marketed into a (mostly) solid FPS that may not revolutionize…anything, but sure as shit is popular.
This is why this Call Of Duty Drinking Game from ‘TheWarpZone‘ is so brilliant; because in our day, and age Call Of Duty, and drinking are both considered sports (if you’re an Alcoholic who likes killing shit) so enjoy the always hilarious video above which comically goes over all the rules, or keep reading to view the rules in bullet point for quick reference.
This looks like a boat load of fun!
God I can’t resist shitty puns sometimes. But seriously I have to play this in my life. They even selected the perfect amount of shots so you can play this game with a friend both sober at first, while watching your opponents mental function deplete before your very eyes.
Sometimes stereotypes, and racism can make people feel uncomfortable…till you’re shit faced that is.
I’ve looked far and wide for a good Drawn Together drinking game; some of the Drawn Together episodes have drinking games written for them in the “Party In Your Box” set, but…well they suck, there’s too many arbitrary drinking conditions for drunkards like ourselves to understand/remember, and they’re only for specific episodes anyways.
This Drawn Together drinking game is different, it’s easy to remember, works for all the episodes, and it blends beautifully with the shows racist characterized nature.
Warning: This game may probably not cause post-fetal alcohol syndrome symptoms in fully developed adults reader discretion is optional. Continue reading
