There’s a reason why I’m not playing Diablo 3, it’s the same factor that keeps me away from the rapidly released annual story based Assassins Creed series, and largely why I didn’t touch the deep RPG experience that is Mass Effect until I found the second two titles for cheap.

Time

I used to play Diablo 2 when I was younger, great game; but also one of the biggest time sinks you can have the misfortune of stepping into, and although fun when you have the time, a game like that just places a ton of pressure on any, and every other aspect of your life, by demanding your attention through mentally addictive character progression.

But all seriousness aside, this parody is hilarious, and really catchy; gotta love hearing the girlfriend rap back about how much of a loser the boyfriend is: “Playing games, and wacking off is all you ever do” Also remember to bookmark this video…just to show it to your girlfriend if she starts bitching about your (hopefully moderated to some degree) gaming habits.