There’s a reason why I’m not playing Diablo 3, it’s the same factor that keeps me away from the rapidly released annual story based Assassins Creed series, and largely why I didn’t touch the deep RPG experience that is Mass Effect until I found the second two titles for cheap.
I used to play Diablo 2 when I was younger, great game; but also one of the biggest time sinks you can have the
misfortune of stepping into, and although fun when you have the time, a game like that just places a ton of pressure on any, and every other aspect of your life, by demanding your attention through mentally addictive character progression.
But all seriousness aside, this parody is hilarious, and really catchy; gotta love hearing the girlfriend rap back about how much of a loser the boyfriend is: “Playing games, and wacking off is all you ever do” Also remember to bookmark this video…just to show it to your girlfriend if she starts bitching about your (hopefully moderated to some degree) gaming habits.
I knew I couldn’t let something this eye-popping pass by while surfing the web, but at the same time; I’ve gotta upload it here for safe keeping, and delete the file off my HDD so the nightmares can stop.
Every major character in Mass Effect 3 has a certain style, and personality to them, and apparently that individuality is 100% transferable to all sorts of different mixed drinks, and shots to help knock you off your galactic asses.
The cool thing is there’s a drink in here for basically any, and every person, I found several drink/squad mate combinations I liked, and would definitely down in real life. Hell, even my two favorite squad mates from Mass Effect 2 (Kasumi, Grunt) are represented well here.
Check out the full list of Mass Effect Squad drinks here.
directly? where victory isn’t determined by sales numbers, or reviews, but rather; by who’s standing at the end of an exchange of bullets? Hell, have you ever wanted to see the very different Master Chief, and Commander Shepard duke it out? Well now’s your chance, this amazing video cross-over combines all of these games, and more in a fight where only one series will end up on top.
Have you ever wanted to see Battlefield, and Modern Warfare compete
View the video first, then continue reading for the full list of featured games, in order of appearance.
“I hope she’s got a good personality, cause looking like that; she’s fucked”
From what I understand, most bikini, or beauty contests try to play down, cover up, and justify the real reason people are watching these things (sex) by clouding up the process with all the individual facets of the contestants no one really cares about: personality, goals, intelligence, talents, etc
Well this Skyrim bikini contest is different, there’s one judge who bruteishly outlines everything he likes (or is repulsed by) in regards to the girls bodies, while skimming over the previously mentioned “personal bullshit no one cares about”
The hook? The judge gets to fuck the piece of ass he pins the blue ribbon on. In a perfect world all beauty contests would operate in such a transparent hilarious fashion.
cut loose every once in a while
It’s nice to
When playing games that simulate real world environments, and settings, sometimes it’s great to just raise hell in any way possible. In a game like Skyrim, that translates to killing every NPC, and enemy in sight without mercy.
Then let’s turn everything on it’s head, and have this mildly psychotic plan of action depicted by a real life actor in first person view…so essentially you’re watching a violent rampage from the killers eyes.
Gotta love the internet.
Where the hell’s a bug zapper when you need one? Seriously some one should of fried that little fairy to a crisp over a decade ago, now no matter how Nintendo presents Navi, or fairy’s in Zelda, Navi will forever live on as an occasional annoying sonnofabitch in humorous internet videos.
I suppose Nintendo can’t be totally hated for their contribution to internet pop-culture, after all just look at the metric ton of hilarious Mario videos, and try not to smile.
Through the magic of modding PC owners have transformed some of the best games this generation into different games all-together, such is the case with this Skyrim tower defense mod.
Hell, I still prefer Skyrims nude mod, or even the kid killer Skyrim mod, but this is good wholesome entertainment too.
“Give me the bike nigga!”
I love third person shooters, but seeing Grand Theft Auto presented as a first person shooter always makes the experience seem a little more ‘alive’ in this case the experience is completely alive, as it’s a live action video, but even in the case of the first person Grand Theft Auto 4 mod this still holds true.
And ya, I don’t know what the hell’s up with the hands, no wonder that dude at the end kicked the shit out of the character.
Skyrim glitches, Skyrim mods, animated Skyrim parodies, live action Skyrim parodies, and even a Skyrim internet meme; but how about a Skyrim parody that only uses in-game assets?
Sounds boring right? Wrong! Through the magic of audio manipulation this hilarious offensive Skyrim spoof teaches us many things about society:
- Domestic abuse is still funny
- Women can’t fight worth shit
- Rap apparently always accompanied black men
- Even children have tough drug dealing deadlines
- Anything with a hole looks good in prison