Category Archives: Fan Film

Diablo 3 Ruins Relationships (Musical Parody)

There’s a reason why I’m not playing Diablo 3, it’s the same factor that keeps me away from the rapidly released annual story based Assassins Creed series, and largely why I didn’t touch the deep RPG experience that is Mass Effect until I found the second two titles for cheap.

Time

I used to play Diablo 2 when I was younger, great game; but also one of the biggest time sinks you can have the misfortune of stepping into, and although fun when you have the time, a game like that just places a ton of pressure on any, and every other aspect of your life, by demanding your attention through mentally addictive character progression.

But all seriousness aside, this parody is hilarious, and really catchy; gotta love hearing the girlfriend rap back about how much of a loser the boyfriend is: “Playing games, and wacking off is all you ever do” Also remember to bookmark this video…just to show it to your girlfriend if she starts bitching about your (hopefully moderated to some degree) gaming habits.


Violent Video Game Cross Over Ends Hilariously

Have you ever wanted to see Battlefield, and Modern Warfare compete directly? where victory isn’t determined by sales numbers, or reviews, but rather; by who’s standing at the end of an exchange of bullets? Hell, have you ever wanted to see the very different Master Chief, and Commander Shepard duke it out? Well now’s your chance, this amazing video cross-over combines all of these games, and more in a fight where only one series will end up on top.

View the video first, then continue reading for the full list of featured games, in order of appearance.

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Skyrim As a Violent Rampage Action Film

It’s nice to cut loose every once in a while

When playing games that simulate real world environments, and settings, sometimes it’s great to just raise hell in any way possible. In a game like Skyrim, that translates to killing every NPC, and enemy in sight without mercy.

Then let’s turn everything on it’s head, and have this mildly psychotic plan of action depicted by a real life actor in first person view…so essentially you’re watching a violent rampage from the killers eyes.

Gotta love the internet.


Navi Is Really Fucking Annoying

HEY! LISTEN!!

Where the hell’s a bug zapper when you need one? Seriously some one should of fried that little fairy to a crisp over a decade ago, now no matter how Nintendo presents Navi, or fairy’s in Zelda, Navi will forever live on as an occasional annoying sonnofabitch in humorous internet videos.

I suppose Nintendo can’t be totally hated for their contribution to internet pop-culture, after all just look at the metric ton of hilarious Mario videos, and try not to smile.


Live Action First Person Grand Theft Auto

“Give me the bike nigga!”

I love third person shooters, but seeing Grand Theft Auto presented as a first person shooter always makes the experience seem a little more ‘alive’ in this case the experience is completely alive, as it’s a live action video, but even in the case of the first person Grand Theft Auto 4 mod this still holds true.

And ya, I don’t know what the hell’s up with the hands, no wonder that dude at the end kicked the shit out of the character.


Women Suck, Children Deal Crack, and Witches Are Hot In Skyrim

We’ve seen Skyrim glitches, Skyrim mods, animated Skyrim parodies, live action Skyrim parodies, and even a Skyrim internet meme; but how about a Skyrim parody that only uses in-game assets?

Sounds boring right? Wrong! Through the magic of audio manipulation this hilarious offensive Skyrim spoof teaches us many things about society:

  • Domestic abuse is still funny
  • Women can’t fight worth shit
  • Rap apparently always accompanied black men
  • Even children have tough drug dealing deadlines
  • Anything with a hole looks good in prison

 


Mass Effect Rap Goes Over The Series Story

This surprisingly eloquent rap goes over the Mass Effect universes story leading up to Mass Effect 3, and it does this without being annoying like most professional rap videos, or poorly thought out like the majority of amateur rappers, it’s sorta a miracle this Mass Effect doesn’t suck really.


Real Life Super Smash Bros

I think I’ve made a Falcon Punch womb busting DIY abortion joke before, but prostitutionalized violence is good too

In Super Smash Bros you can beat your opponent around the screen at top speed like a red headed rag doll, unfortunately no real damage is ever done. But if you’ve ever wondered what Super Smash Bros high flying action would look like in real life, well, get ready for some carnage friends.

Up above we have a dude “Falcon Punch”ing another guy into a soon to be blood spattered building, then after the break witness Samus’s fully charged cannon shot indoors at a gloating douche bag.

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Skyrims Lydia Is An Invincible Poorly Programmed Bimbo

Lydia NOOOOO!

This live-action Skyrim parody manages to somehow cover all bases: it mocks Skyrims wretched companion AI as well as the general robotic nature NPC’s seem to have, it features a shocking recreation of one of Skyrims most humorous glitches, topped off with an unspoken (yet ridiculous in reality) video game companion law that’s mostly been the standard for over 2 decades.


The Legend Of Zelda+My Little Pony=Surprisingly Appropriate

Every single sound in this video is from ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’

The fairy Navi from Zelda is incredibly irritating, no ones disputing that; but is there anything more annoying?

How about Navi’s voice dubbed over ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’? I don’t think Navi can compete with that in a “frustrating piece of shit contest”

If there’s anything in this world that I’d enjoy smacking across the head with the back of my hand, it’s ‘My little pony’ or anything else whimsical that makes children happy, I’m not picky.