39 year old ‘Cougar’ Lisa Carroll met a 16 year old boy in a German browser game called WAR2 Glory, the two took their relationship to Skype, and actually got engaged. Lisa Carroll then drove 800 miles from Maryland to a hotel in Florida to have sex with her 16 year old ‘fiancee’

After Lisa Carroll drove home the boy realized…well probably how ugly Lisa was, so he told his parents who contacted the police, arresting Lisa Carroll in her apartment in Maryland next to her actual husband, since in Florida it’s illegal for anyone over 23 to have sex with anyone 16 years of age.

Fun facts: The chain is rusty, and the kid is ugly

40 year old Sok Vanny of Battambang, Cambodia, found his 13 year old son (pictured above) playing games at an internet cafe. So naturally Sok did the rational thing any father would do in this situation, and beat the snot out of his kid, then chained him by the neck, and legs to a power pole so the whole neighborhood could bare witness to his disturbing sadomasochism under-toned take on parenting.

The child (who I feel slightly terrible for mocking) was unchained by the police, and sent home to his Mother. Law Enforcement are currently searching for Sok, who went to work after chaining his son up. When found Sok could face up to 20 years in prison, but I’m sure once Sok explains it’s a sex thing, they’ll totally understand.
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Remember yesterday how I commented on how the Devil May Cry Video Interview seemed to go on, and on about how they’re trying to win back fans, and that Ninja Theory is really trying to prove themselves with their much hated reboot of Devil May Cry? Well this quote from Ninja Theory’s Tameem Antoniades might put a little bit of perspective on that:

“So I was half prepared for it, although I have to say that it has been pretty eye opening to see some of the creative ways in which people have chosen to vent their hatred. We didn’t expect death threats in comic book form or anti-DmC death metal songs!”

To be fair you guys sort of deserve it, I quite like the new Dante, but I’m tempted to break into your house when your sleeping, and stab a bloody knife into your bedroom door as a warning just for not sharing the anti-DmC comic books, and death metal songs with us.

If you can find any of these creative death threats online email them to Exovedate<at>FuckedUpGames.org, and I’ll paint  your house, beat someone up, or service you sexually in return.
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There’s nothing quite like the Holidays is there? When else can you be nearly gutted by your own mother over a Christmas present delivered to you by an obese fictional man who broke into your home while you slept?

Jutrina Tillman of Phoenix, Arizona dragged her 5 year old son into his bedroom at 10PM Christmas night, and started strangling him; why? Because the pencil necked little guy was playing  a video game he received for Christmas.

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Holy shit…

William Adams Texas Judge is seen whipping the snot out of his disabled daughter in the video above. It’s a horrific thing to watch, the sorta sight that makes The Darkness 2′s assecution seem pretty mild (though I suppose that further establishes that the line between reality, and fiction is thicker than right-wing video game opponents would have us believe)

Keep reading for a highly informative description for the video written by the daughter Hilary Adams, also just ahead I’ve got William Adams, and Hilary’s Mothers responses to this video. Continue reading