“How do you know so much computer jargon, but not know you can’t put a computer in a bag of ice?!”
Ever since Steam made PC gaming…relevant again, PC gamers have been touting the benefit of their higher end platform in console gamers faces, often equating Ps3, or Xbox 360 players to a lower more casual breed of gamer (not unlike the way we all JUSTIFIABLY mock Facebook/Smart Phone gaming)
But of course there’s pros, and cons to whichever avenue of gaming you spend your hard earned cash on. PC gaming may have better graphics, and modding, but it’s more expensive to set up a powerful rig, and PC gamers don’t have access to the diverse umbrella of Playstation exclusive games the Ps3 enjoys (same would go for Wii, as Nintendo has an almost equally powerful list of developers under its all encompassing Nintendo brand, but Wii is easy to emulate on the PC, and Xbox 360 isn’t worth mentioning as it has few exclusives, and many of those ‘exclusives’ are on PC)
In this funny over the top satire about the division between PC, and console gamers we see a group of friends not so tragically torn apart by the PC menace.
Also the video gets +1 from me for using Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” twice briefly.
I knew I couldn’t let something this eye-popping pass by while surfing the web, but at the same time; I’ve gotta upload it here for safe keeping, and delete the file off my HDD so the nightmares can stop.
For a while now I’ve been contemplating adding pornographic depictions of video game characters to Fucked Up Games, sure I’ve featured several nude mods, and other similar content, but these were all in-game, so they seemed more justified, and relevant to current gaming. So the question that had me scratching my head was “how do I share nude video game porn without FUG becoming a run of the mill niche erotic site.
But last night while…appreciating Rule #34, I realized that not all naked depictions of video game characters are drawn for the purpose of arousal, some are funny, others are ironic, and even more are funny, so that’s where the inspiration for this new feature sprung from.
In the first edition of TASTEFUL we take the easy route, and look at 9 naked pictures of Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox’s primary mascots: Mario, Sackboy, and Master Chief.
directly? where victory isn’t determined by sales numbers, or reviews, but rather; by who’s standing at the end of an exchange of bullets? Hell, have you ever wanted to see the very different Master Chief, and Commander Shepard duke it out? Well now’s your chance, this amazing video cross-over combines all of these games, and more in a fight where only one series will end up on top.
Have you ever wanted to see Battlefield, and Modern Warfare compete
View the video first, then continue reading for the full list of featured games, in order of appearance.
You know what? There’s a reason Mario steps on, and kicks all of those turtle assholes around, namely; they’re douchebags, especially this one, and in true Mario fashion, he gets what’s coming to him.
Somehow seeing that Koopa skull bashed in with a shell just feels right, it’s the true satisfying nature of how things go down in the Mushroom Kingdom…especially when you fuck with a dinosaur.
raped kidnapped by a giant turtle monster.
If you’re as blonde, and pretty as Princess Peach, maybe you should just stick to picking flowers, and constantly getting
I’m not saying Women are bad at politics, or decision making, nor am I implying that blondes are stupid….but on the other hand when you trash both of those talking points, I’m not really sure where to go with this.
….thank Satans glorious name the U.S voted in the black guy rather than the Woman hey? But seriously if you put some thought into it, a person like Peach would never need to be smart. She’s rich/royalty, and she’s blonde, and attractive. So unless this hypothetical real-world potentially political interpretation of Peach is the kind of person with a passion for knowledge (which she very well could be) then the pretty’n pink princess is most likely an idiot.
Huh, I give this shit way too much thought. Either way check out the video, it’s hilarious.
Every thing, and one in life has some specific purpose. Sure many purposes are mundane, treacherous, unappealing, or nearly pointless, but we cling to these purposes so that we’re able to feel valid.
So while Justin Bieber, and Celine Dion are making Canadians legitimately embarrassed as a nation, Barack Obama is rebuilding America’s shattered international image after George Bush seemingly confirmed every American stereotype through his own personal actions. But how about Bowsers minions, do they have a purpose? As it turns out, yes, yes they do, their purpose is essentially waiting for death, while hoping Mario’s stupid enough to hit them on the wrong angle, and die.
This stupid funny video is by Dorkly, check out the original here.
“I just want to squirtle all over your face”
Bare in mind the term ‘pick-up line’ is used very loosely in this case, because technically there’s no reason a pick-up line can’t also be flat out sexual harassment.
You’ve gotta admire these guys to an extent, because hitting on a potential sexual partner, especially one who clearly outranks you physically is a really courageous thing to do, throw in the beyond creepy Pokemon pick-up lines, cross-gender cosplay, and you begin to realize these men are incredibly brave, or they simply have no personal respect, either way it’s good entertainment.
Also, never call your cock a weedle, that’s like bragging that you look even fatter once you take your shirt off.
Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 has officially been revealed after months of speculation, leaks, and rumors, and it looks to feature all of the mindless action fans of the series crave, and then some (‘then some’ in this case meaning horse back riding.)
Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 tells an interesting story of an emerging cold war between China, and the U.S, as China hordes 95% of the raw earth minerals needed to manufacture electronics, and weapons. Meanwhile U.S security is seriously threatened by what looks like local hackers, and potential activists in the same vein as ‘Anonymous’ And all of this is without even touching base on the 1980s classic cold warm storyline being told simultaneously.
There are a lot of video game concepts that should never be applied to the real world, and this hilarious video is a prime example of why exactly you don’t want to be living inside a video game.