I feel the rapid pretty colors would work better with ecstasy but I guess Alcohol can’t hurt
Up above we have another excellent drinking game from the guys at TheWarpZone, and as per usual the video is hilarious, and they deliver on a grade-a drinking game.
For your quick reference, I’ve typed out the rules to the drinking game after the break.
This is a guest post by Izzy Woods
While the boring old block building game Tetris is the most popular video game of all time, and the Mario Brothers are currently enjoying their gazillionth incarnation, some of us actually prefer a little bit more than cutesy graphics when it comes to gaming.
You can keep Sonic the Hedgehog, and you can stick your Mario Brothers where the sun doesn’t shine, because when it comes to a truly satisfying video games experience, there is nothing better than some good old fashioned blood and guts. And for those young gamers out there, don’t think onscreen violence started with the latest versions of Call of Duty. Blood and gore has been part of the video game scene since graphics evolved away from the block lines of Atari’s Space Invaders, and there has been some truly memorable scenes of blood, guts, violence and gore throughout gaming history. So, by delving into the archives of vide gamedom, keep reading for some of the truly classic and memorable moments of gore from the good old days:
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Postal 3 has FINALLY been given a concrete release date! I guess it isn’t vaporware after all… After a tumultuous development cycle, Running With Scissors, TrashMasters, and Akella are seriously about to release what will be the most violent, irreverent, and possibly controversial game of this century! I can’t wait to maul some asshat with a fucking badger, or shoot down some old lady while riding a Segwey…
Now, I know what your thinking, “Yea yea, heard it before… didn’t believe you then, don’t believe you now.” Well, if you are in fact thinking that, FUCK YOU. ITS STEAM-OFFICIAL! CHECK IT, BITCH!
Those ducks are fucked….
Come to think of it, the pistol used to play Duck Hunt was pretty tiny, you would figure the game would at least give you a rifle for targets that far away, but of course retro games are notoriously difficult, and unforgiving compared to today’s player guided take on video games.
Luckily Call Of Duty shows that you don’t need actual skill to own at Duck Hunt, you just need a shit load of automatic weapons, and turrets. Check out the video for this hilarious modern take on a classic, and speaking of which, if you haven’t already seen ‘The Hunt‘ the horror movie short film adaptation of ‘Duck Hunt’ check it out at the link.
With that much immoral anarchy under your thumbs, either your phone is gonna explode, or your hands’ll feel dirty.
Today marks the 10th anniversary of Grand Theft Auto 3, and with that revelation comes a smart phone port of the original ground breaking game coming this fall.
So far Rockstar can only confirm the game is coming to iPhone 4s, and the iPad 2 on Apples side of the touch screen pond, but if you’ve got a: Droid X2, HTC Evo 2, LG Optimus 2X, Motorola Atrix, Samsung Galaxy S2 Android phone, or Acer Iconia, Asus Eee Pad, Motorola Xoom, and Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 Android tablet then you’re in luck.
And with the advent of Grand Theft Auto 3′s anniversary Rockstar is also creating a 1:6 scale figure of GTA III’s protagonist Claude. He comes with 6 weapons: bat, knife, grenades, pistol, sniper rifle, assault rifle, and two sets of clothing including his: bomber jacket, cargo pants, and Liberty City prison uniform. Keep reading for 5 pictures of the figure. Continue reading
For as long as I can remember Grand Theft Auto has had the “window pane” boxart, well apparently that trend started in Grand Theft Auto 3, because Rockstar was trying to be sensitive to the tension that followed the United States after the September 11th terrorist attacks.
Dan Houser from Rockstar sat down with IGN, and mentioned how the original Grand Theft Auto 3 packaging was changed due to 9/11:
“There was an old box that you can still see online because it was the packaging in Europe. It was the same drawing style but done like an old movie poster with a blown up bridge and some police firing in the air and some helicopters and a bunch of the characters are different sizes. We thought, ‘that’s a bit heavy, actually, it doesn’t really gel.’ So the artist came up with the windowpane montage overnight.”
And that’s been the Grand Theft Auto boxart staple for 10 years since. Jump past the break to view Grand Theft Auto 3′s original boxart Rockstar wasn’t willing to bring to North America. Continue reading
It’s nice when we can start an article out negative off the bat isn’t it? Puts a great flavor in your mouth for what’s to come. But unfortunately I’m not going to shit all over Halo CE: Anniversarys Kinect functions. Continue reading
Well this is sure to please a lot of people.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is often seen by many as the franchises strongest iteration, and because of this PC modders are recreating the world with Grand Theft Auto 4′s graphics. As many will know Grand Theft Auto 4 is the only current generation GTA game, and it of course boasts the best graphics in the series due to this fact.
You can download the beta for this project here.
Related post: Grand Theft Auto 4 Made Beautiful-PC Mod
Update: Beta link added, sorry about that!
This looks like a boat load of fun!
God I can’t resist shitty puns sometimes. But seriously I have to play this in my life. They even selected the perfect amount of shots so you can play this game with a friend both sober at first, while watching your opponents mental function deplete before your very eyes.
What to expect from Duke Nukem 3D for Android
The original classic Duke Nukem 3D is going to land on the Android Market “very soon” it’s a port of the IOS (iPhone/iPod touch/iPad) version, and it’ll run on all Androids sporting version 2.1 or higher.
Above is a video of the iPhone version of Duke Nukem 3D, since it’s a port this is essentially what you can expect. The FPS’ing looks understandably dated, so I’m hoping Duke’s mass inappropriateness can keep the game entertaining.
If you’re interested look past the break for the press release. Continue reading
