And by sex toy I mean beloved robotic companion of course (notrly)
Let’s get something out of the way first, Lollipop Chainsaw is not receiving a special edition, even though this humorous video above begs to differ. But what would you get if Lollipop Chainsaw were releasing with a special edition? Why a robotic full sized replica of Juliet Stars from Lollipop Chainsaw of course!
She’s controlled via a remote, and can satisfy you in ways you can only imagine…or she could murder you with a chainsaw; either way her face is gonna be covered in your genetic material.
Lollipop Chainsaw is hitting Ps3, and Xbox 360 June 12th.
What’s not to love about an honest senator?
I’ve been holding off sharing some of the latest Metal Gear Rising Revengeance teaser ‘viral’ videos with you for a couple reasons:
- They’re mostly just awful
- There’s been great gaming news lately that’s outshined these strange videos
- I have almost nothing nice to say in regards to these videos, and you all know me, I’m a happy go-fuck you kinda guy
- 1+3=I generally try to diverge from negativity, after all you guys don’t have time for pissed off internet troll #7937598030975693057
So let’s start this off on a positive note; the video above (well audio clip really) is actually fairly entertaining, and interesting. It’s too bad politicians didn’t speak their mind openly while addressing the public, sure would make voting a lot easier, rather than our current culture where you’re voting more for a politicians writers, and campaign managers than the actual
After the break we have the final piece to the “Make It Right” viral videos Konami’s been releasing for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, this one’s entitled “Sword” and in it is probably the most laughably cheesey torture scene you’ll ever bare witness to. It’s really hard to take the actor playing Raiden, or “Jack” seriously for a second; the man torturing him isn’t too bad though.
“He’s magic!” “No, the guards are just morons”
Saying the AI in Assassins Creed is stupid is sorta an understatement, sure social stealth works in some cases, but when a group is chasing you, and you sit on a bench no one’s going to run right past you, especially if you’re sticking out like a sore thumb by being the only dude in a long feature obscuring white robe.
In this hilarious spoof HISHE points out nearly everything wrong with Assassins Creeds AI in moments before logically concluding how the game should have ended.
“How do you know so much computer jargon, but not know you can’t put a computer in a bag of ice?!”
Ever since Steam made PC gaming…relevant again, PC gamers have been touting the benefit of their higher end platform in console gamers faces, often equating Ps3, or Xbox 360 players to a lower more casual breed of gamer (not unlike the way we all JUSTIFIABLY mock Facebook/Smart Phone gaming)
But of course there’s pros, and cons to whichever avenue of gaming you spend your hard earned cash on. PC gaming may have better graphics, and modding, but it’s more expensive to set up a powerful rig, and PC gamers don’t have access to the diverse umbrella of Playstation exclusive games the Ps3 enjoys (same would go for Wii, as Nintendo has an almost equally powerful list of developers under its all encompassing Nintendo brand, but Wii is easy to emulate on the PC, and Xbox 360 isn’t worth mentioning as it has few exclusives, and many of those ‘exclusives’ are on PC)
In this funny over the top satire about the division between PC, and console gamers we see a group of friends not so tragically torn apart by the PC menace.
Also the video gets +1 from me for using Disturbed’s “Down With The Sickness” twice briefly.
Free DLC is always such a great good will gesture on behalf of developers towards their legions of fans, and it often helps push gamers into eventually buying the inevitable paid DLC.
Such is the case with Max Payne 3, as Rockstar has released the “Gorilla Warfare Pack” on PSN, and XBL for free. The pack contains 3 multiplayer items:
- Gorilla Mask: Gives you a boost of extra adrenaline for melee kills from behind.
- Lucky Coin: Gives you extra cash when looting bodies.
- Booby Trap: Makes your corpse explode if another player tries to loot it.
The Gorilla Warfare pack is available now, for the Ps3, Xbox 360, and will be made available upon arrival of Max Payne’s PC release on May 29th
In Naughty Dog’s upcoming post-apocalyptic title ‘The Last Of Us’ you’re not just fighting the zombie like fungus headed victims of the virus that brought about the destruction of mankind, but also other survivors.
Naughty Dog teases that a lot more info will be revealed at E3 next month; I’m guessing The Last Of Us is going to be Playstation 3′s obligatory incredibly impressive never before seen gameplay demo, similar to Uncharted 3′s flooding cruise last year, Killzone 3 in 2010, or God Of War 3 in 2009.
Ghost Recon Future Soldier: Launching May 22nd for the Xbox 360, and Ps3
Seems like my hands are full lately posting all these launch trailers….for games that aren’t even out yet (because you know….fuck semantics)
Either way, this is another genuinely impressive launch trailer, probably best we’ve seen in a while too. Ghost Recon Future Soldiers launch trailer blends a healthy unexpected dollop of story, throws in some fast paced action themed around killing the enemy by any means necessary, then tops it all off by concluding with a mini-music video.
Max Payne 3 Review Courtesies Of Gamespot
Happy MAX PAYNE 3 Day To All
So it has finally arrived over eleven years from Max Payne 2, but it has come, Hell has frozen over. Most of our readers have probably never played Max Payne 1 or 2 and if you’re amongst them then it’s tea bag time for you. However, if you’re a more
mature seasoned gamer, then you have not only played the shit out of Max Payne 1 and 2, you have probably called in sick today to play Max Payne 3, “I’m in bed with a nasty clown,” or in our case “I’m in bed dick up to my eyes.” okay, okay, I know I’m no comedian but hey everyone nowadays gets an A+ just for showing up. I thought long and hard about a Max Payne 3 review and even my own personal FUG video review which we have never done. But 3 beers later and 1 hour into the Max Payne 3, I figured I could just repost the excellent gamespot video review and get myself back to the game. So if you’re reading this looking for a review of some sort, then here is a brief review……. Why the fuck are you reading this? The title of the game is MAX PAYNE 3 , are you a retarded Wal-Mart employee? Get your ass off the couch and buy this game NOW maggots
Every major character in Mass Effect 3 has a certain style, and personality to them, and apparently that individuality is 100% transferable to all sorts of different mixed drinks, and shots to help knock you off your galactic asses.
The cool thing is there’s a drink in here for basically any, and every person, I found several drink/squad mate combinations I liked, and would definitely down in real life. Hell, even my two favorite squad mates from Mass Effect 2 (Kasumi, Grunt) are represented well here.
Check out the full list of Mass Effect Squad drinks here.
This incredible short Ghost Recon Future Soldier film uses great CGI, effects, high octane action, technology, and more to introduce you to the setting of Ghost Recon Future Soldier.
Whether you’re interested in Ghost Recon Future Soldier or not, this short film stands as solid piece of entertainment regardless