YOU STOLE MY VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND! I’LL KILL YOU!!

I was originally planning on having the games name in place of “Crazy Japanese Game” but “Steal and Create Digital Girlfriends Online in Netowaku Netoraru Karemachi Kanojo” is slightly mind-numbingly long-winded.

So how does “Netowaku Netoraru Karemachi Kanojo” work? Basically you can design, and create virtual girls in the game, then proceed to date, and even fuck your creation in a standard dating sim format. However, if you access the online servers (where you can take your pick at courting any of the other custom girls) any digital darlings you designed will then be uploaded, and available to all the horny white knuckled neanderthals across the globe.

Netowaku Netoraru Karemachi Kanojo (copy/paste=love) isn’t simply a user generated dating sim though; each girl on the service has a dynamic AI, and a single identity attached to them. So if you figure your frankenbeauty’s been playing operation with another fella, you can check her cellphone to see if she’s been unfaithful. There’s reportedly one virtual vixen on Netowaku Netoraru Karemachi Kanojo that’s slept with tons of men, has over 30 regular fuck-buddies, but she’s still with her creator, and won’t accept dating requests from other men; and that’s what you call (unsurprisingly artifical) internet class.

You can check out and download Netowaku Netoraru Karemachi Kanojo on its official webpage.

“ASSFUCK MOVE LEARNED!”

Polymorphous Perversity is a retro style turn based RPG, but instead of slicing monsters with a sword, you’re banging brawds with your rod. And in lieu of a standard potion, and enhancement inventory you’ve got a selection of sex toys to penetrate your willing opponents with.

Interestingly, Polymorphous Perversity isn’t just some random perverts “too much time project” but instead Polymorphous Perversity is sort of an experiment, it’s made by Nicolau Chaud, a Brazillian psychotherapist, and it’s an exploration of sexuality, and not just the clean 1-2 unbuckle my belt, 3-4 cumming into your front door kind of sex, but the dirty, and taboo sort too, which is nice; after all if a game is completely, and utterly focused on one subject matter (whether that subject be sex, or multiplayer military murder) you mine as well cover as much ground as possible.

I apologize for the giggling Jamaican above, but he literally had the only video of this game on Youtube, also he gets some props for being fairly informed about Nicholau Chaud, and his previous work, despite the giggling, or the nationality I’m mildly discriminating against for no particular reason.

If you’re interested in Polymorphous Perversity, you can download it for free here.

I know you’re probably curious about what kinda heat the “Lord Of Terror” is packing, but trust me; Diablos dagger isn’t worth checking out based on what’s wrapped around it

Welcome to the second edition of TASTEFUL, the feature where we take a look at video game pornography not necessarily in an attempt to get your rocks off, but more in a classical artistic approach where each image is selected because it evokes a different reaction that you wouldn’t necessarily experience while surfing your favorite skin sites….but that doesn’t mean this shit is suitable, or intended for the ‘deep’ art crowd, in fact if you’re squeamish you shouldn’t even consider looking past the break.

Today we’re taking a look at some naked depictions of the characters within the Diablo universe to celebrate Diablo 3′s recent world shaking release. I should warn you folks though, some of this is god damn disturbing.

So if you’re not afraid of the full pornographic prowess of the Lord of Terror, continue reading for 8 dirty Diablo pictures.

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