Category Archives: iOS

Max Payne Coming To iOS, Android

Rockstar’s porting the original PC version of Max Payne, to iOS (iPhone, iPad), and Android devices in what looks to become a trend. If Max Paynes Android port is similar to Grand Theft Auto 3′s Android port on a technical level, then you can expect to be able to use PC mods, just as you can in Grand Theft Auto 3 (Android)

But enough speculation, here’s what Rockstar has confirmed:

“Max Payne Mobile has been optimized for both iOS and Android devices and features HD graphics, high-resolution textures, Social Club connectivity and user-customizable controls.

A list of compatible Android devices hasn’t been released yet, but here’s a list of all compatible iOS devices:

“Max Payne Mobile on iOS supports the iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod Touch 4, iPad 1, iPad 2 and the new iPad.”

Max Payne Mobile is hitting iOS April 12th, and Android April 26th.

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Apple Pulls Supposed Pedophile iOS Game

iOS tower defence game ‘Childhood’s End’ was taken off the App Store because Apple thought the games name, and teddy bear character pictured on the right:

“might be a recruiting tool for paedophiles”

Ya, apparently pedophiles are recruiting; so sign up at your nearest Craigslist signup station now potential kid diddlers!

The developer Pixel Brain was able to get Childhood’s End back on the App Store, only after editing the bear (seen on the right) to look less like internet superstar Pedobear (left) which is ridiculous since Childhood’s Ends bear holds very few similarities to Pedobear.
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Super Meat Boy Coming To Android, Maybe iPhone

The guys behind Super Meat Boy (Team Meat) have long rallied against, and bitched out the controls on touch screen devices, while also throwing a lot of criticism at Apple, and their app store.

Well Team Meat recently confirmed via their Twitter account that Super Meat Boy is being rebuilt, and developed for touch screen devices, here’s some handy fun facts we know about the touch title so far:

  1. This prototype will not play like SMB!
  2. It will be a re-envisioning of SMB remade from scratch for touch. we aren’t half assing this if it turns out to be fun.
  3. If you liked SMB im sure you will enjoy this (if its good enough to continue on :) ) we just had a few cool ideas and wanted a challange
  4. If it turns out it sucks, we will act like it never happened and move on to the next idea :)
  5. It wont be a simple game like “doodle jump” it will be a larger more traditional game.
  6. IT WONT CONTROL LIKE SMB!!! we promise you we wont make a game with shitty touch controls.

Team Meats smartphone Super Meat Boy entry will likely release on Android, and possibly iOS if the team has gotten over their past iOS criticism, course money often throws personal opinions aside, and iOS is the second largest smartphone platform/audience after all.