Category Archives: The Japanese Are Fucking Weird

Saints Row 3 Dildo Bat Censored In Japan

I’m honestly surprised this is the first time visitors to FUG will be greeted to a giant purple cock; makes me feel like I’ve failed on some level.

Saints Row The Third is a perverted, dirty, ridiculous awesome game, and I’m sure the fact that Saints Row 3 has a giant purple dildo bat is partially responsible for this. Well apparently Japan doesn’t like success (or sex toys weapons that could split you in half) because the ‘Penetrator’ weapon is being censored in Japan.

Yes despite getting a “CERO Z” rating in Japan (our ‘M’) the ‘Penetrator’ will reportedly lack the physics (wobbliness/wiggle) along with the details, and textures that make the weapon above such a piece of art. So if you want to see the North American dildo weapon in action (in all it’s veiny glory) check out this trailer (shows a lot of other great morally defunct shit as well) or hit the cut, to see the censored Japanese dildo bat.

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Japanese Pissing Game!

Toirettsu is a host of urinal mini-games being created by Sega Toys.

As you can see from the video above the Japanese have beat us in the rapid arms race to bring urinal games to market, this is a sad day for North America, mark this date on your calendar.

But it’s a good day for Japan, as these look incredibly awesome in a completely immature “I can out piss you” sorta way, after all nothing’s worth doing if you can’t turn it into a competition against other people, and that my friends is what video games are nearly all about.


Overly Sexual Japanese 3DS Game Has Game Breaking Amount Of Boob

AWWWW, STICKY!

Even without the ridiculous screen consuming boob glitch this video is fucked right up.

The game is called Senran Kagura  and it features half naked breast jiggling underage (looking) Japanese girls fighting each other in 3D.

So essentially it’s the greatest game of all time, especially when the boobs momentarily break the game (at least that’s what I’m assuming happened)


Dream Club Coming To Playstation Vita

The Playstation Vita has been getting a lot of pre-release support, and enthusiasm from game developers, but how do you know when you have the mainstream Japanese gaming industries official hardware blessing? When a half naked underage looking anime chick sings on your console, that’s when.

Dream Club was originally an Xbox 360 release, and it’s now going to prematurely expose the Vita to its first hearty helping of filth.


Man Tries To Kill Sister Over Game Console

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU” Tsutomu Takabayashi screamed as he strangled his sister.

We all know there are plenty of legitimate reasons to strangle Women partially to death (burnt your breakfast, forgot to pack you your lunch, didn’t bring you a beer when you got home from work, etc)

But why did Tsutomu strangle his sister? Because she hid his game console he wanted to sell. Did I mention Tsutomu, and his sister are 32, and 35 respectively?

So what did we learn today class? Nothing, we already knew the Japanese are fucking weird, and my wife beating examples more or less go without saying.
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Half Minute Hero Creator Wants 3D Boobs

And so he created 3D boobs.

Senran Kagura! is an upcoming 3DS game, the opening video above either puts too much, or not enough empthasis on boobs, I’m not sure which.

Also fair warning now, the video above is super asian, and annoying, as in Sailor Moon+Japanese music annoying. But still….it offers boobs, sorta a double edged sword, like being in a relationship.

Senran Kagura! hits the 3DS September 22 in Japan.


Sexy Catherine Figure’ll Make Your Jaw Drop

This Catherine statue/figure will go on sale next year for an unspecified price, it’s 1/7 to scale.

Now that I have all the boring stuff outta the way: holy shit! I guess these are the types of gaming collectibles a studio can spring for, when their game is so very successful.

To call this figure “scantly clad” is a bit of an understatement (it’s not untrue, but I think Catherine’s sex appeal works really well to spin your sex trodden imagination outta control)

Check past the break for 8 more sexy (grin inducing, perversely detailed) pictures. Continue reading


Diablo 3′s Virtual Auction: Real World Slavery Justified By Money

This is a guest post by Frice (Aka. MrFiddleedee)

CHEATING”

1. Act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage, esp. in a game or examination: “she cheats at cards”.

People have always tried to cheat in video-games which started with developers adding code to make progressing through a game easier, for dev. purposes. It eventually evolved from a underground art-form into a million-dollar business with cheat books, game guides and cheat cartridges.

Although everyone wasn’t on-board, Gaming magazine ‘Amiga Power’ condemned cheaters. They took the stance that cheating was not part of their philosophy of fairness. They also applied this in reverse; games should also not be allowed to cheat the player. Video-game companies such as Blizzard agreed with this philosophy, banning out-right the use of in-game cheats such as bots, hacks and item-purchasing

This brings me to why the real money auction house is of extreme detriment to the game known as Diablo 3, why it constitutes cheating for the sake of pure-profit and the real-world implications of such a system. Continue reading


Catherine Sells 200, 000 Copies In North America In First Week!

And in addition to selling 200k in it’s first week, Catherine is already Atlus’s best selling game in the companies long history!

Why would Catherine sell so well? SEX of course! What other games can you think of where sex, and cheating are the main themes around them? Sure you can fuck chicks in God Of War, but that’s just a macho mini-game rather than the overall theme.

Check past the break for a celebratory sexy Catherine cake! Continue reading


Catherine Disk Decompiled – Hidden Hot Pictures Unlocked!

Check out the pics…we wont tell.

The tech guru over at VG Resources put the Xbox 360 version of Catherine into their PC, and unlocked a ton of dirty, and interesting pictures found in Catherine; as well as hints that Catherine might of been planned as a PC release as well.

Hit the cut for my top favorite sexy pictures, as well as a link over to VG Resources to check out the rest of Catherine’s ugh-hem ‘assets’ Continue reading


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