Category Archives: The Japanese Are Fucking Weird

February 6, 2012

Dead Internet Cafe Asian Not Noticed For 9 Hours

By Exovedate

23 year old Taiwanese gamer Chen Rong-yu sat dead at an internet cafe for up to 9 hours before anyone noticed that he was less than alive.

Chen had been playing League Of Legends, and we can assume none of his fellow gamers noticed because they were too busy beating him for experience, and stealing his gold (I don’t know how League Of Legends works, so I might be off-base there, either way they were probably taking advantage of the rotting corpse some how)

Chen was last seen (alive) the previous day around noon talking on his phone by a waitress. The police suspect that a combination of fatigue, lack of movement, and cold weather could have caused hilarious deadly heart attack inducing blood clots

So if you’re ever hitting up an internet cafe for some gaming, remember them Asians are hard-core, and they see death as nearly a sign of weakness. Also they may have just not noticed the dude because they’re busy gaming, but I like the previous angle I was writing at better.
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January 31, 2012

Tour+Walkthrough Of Sega’s Crazy Japanese Urinal Games

By Exovedate

THANK YOU FOR GOOD PEE!

Every time I hear something new about urinal video games I feel compelled to share it with you. Why? Because I really, really want these to go mainstream; obviously Fucked Up Games alone isn’t going to be able to pave the way for North American urinal games single handedly, but perhaps a grass roots campaign to raise awareness about this incredibly innovative technological bathroom video gaming opportunity could raise Western demand?

Unlike previous videos that only gave you a couple moments to watch the on screen interactions, here you get a full walk-through, and Q/A about pretty much anything you would ever want to know about urinal games, and Sega’s classy development of them.

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December 20, 2011

Japanese Vita Undressing Exploit

By Exovedate

The Playstation Vita may not be out in North America, or Europe yet, but it is out in Japan. You know what that means? Yup the device has already been exploited to seemingly run a hentai undressing game of sorts.

Keep reading to see the rest of the pictures. They get a little steamy…if you’re weird, and into naked animated school girls that is (and I’m guessing that’s a lot of you, you delightful freaks)

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December 5, 2011

Japanese Game About a Bikini Wearing Half-Vampire Cow-Girl

By Exovedate

Well….that certainly is something

There’s a Japanese game for the Xbox 360 that probably isn’t coming West, but that doesn’t stop us from gawking at how ridiculous, over the top, and down right perverted it is.

Onechanbara Z Kagura stars a character who is a little bit of a mixed bag, I imagine if you threw: a stereotypical pink haired Japanese RPG character, some vampire blood, a big boobed cow-girl who doesn’t actually do any farm work, a bikini model, and a zombie slayer in a blender, something like her would probably come jiggling out.

The trailer above gives you a good look at this blunt perverted (yet surprisingly combat heavy) Japanese title, and we’ve got a not so subtle picture of the box art after the break.

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November 29, 2011

Cat Mario Will Fuck You Over

By Exovedate

Pissed off Australian+crazy asshole Cat Mario game=good laughs

You know how people say Demon/Dark Souls or even retro games are hard? Well they’ve got nothing on Cat Mario (or whatever the hell this crazy Japanese game is called) the whole game will keep fucking you, and fucking you, and just when you think it couldn’t fuck you over anymore, that’s when it really fucks you. (+1 to anyone who knows which movie that loose quote is stolen from)

But seriously this game is hilarious, and it’s completely geared towards killing you, it’s more ruthless than a menopausal Nun.

 

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November 12, 2011

Saints Row 3 Dildo Bat Censored In Japan

By Exovedate

I’m honestly surprised this is the first time visitors to FUG will be greeted to a giant purple cock; makes me feel like I’ve failed on some level.

Saints Row The Third is a perverted, dirty, ridiculous awesome game, and I’m sure the fact that Saints Row 3 has a giant purple dildo bat is partially responsible for this. Well apparently Japan doesn’t like success (or sex toys weapons that could split you in half) because the ‘Penetrator’ weapon is being censored in Japan.

Yes despite getting a “CERO Z” rating in Japan (our ‘M’) the ‘Penetrator’ will reportedly lack the physics (wobbliness/wiggle) along with the details, and textures that make the weapon above such a piece of art. So if you want to see the North American dildo weapon in action (in all it’s veiny glory) check out this trailer (shows a lot of other great morally defunct shit as well) or hit the cut, to see the censored Japanese dildo bat.

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October 21, 2011

Japanese Pissing Game!

By Exovedate

Toirettsu is a host of urinal mini-games being created by Sega Toys.

As you can see from the video above the Japanese have beat us in the rapid arms race to bring urinal games to market, this is a sad day for North America, mark this date on your calendar.

But it’s a good day for Japan, as these look incredibly awesome in a completely immature “I can out piss you” sorta way, after all nothing’s worth doing if you can’t turn it into a competition against other people, and that my friends is what video games are nearly all about.

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September 26, 2011

Overly Sexual Japanese 3DS Game Has Game Breaking Amount Of Boob

By Exovedate

AWWWW, STICKY!

Even without the ridiculous screen consuming boob glitch this video is fucked right up.

The game is called Senran Kagura  and it features half naked breast jiggling underage (looking) Japanese girls fighting each other in 3D.

So essentially it’s the greatest game of all time, especially when the boobs momentarily break the game (at least that’s what I’m assuming happened)

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September 7, 2011

Dream Club Coming To Playstation Vita

By Exovedate

The Playstation Vita has been getting a lot of pre-release support, and enthusiasm from game developers, but how do you know when you have the mainstream Japanese gaming industries official hardware blessing? When a half naked underage looking anime chick sings on your console, that’s when.

Dream Club was originally an Xbox 360 release, and it’s now going to prematurely expose the Vita to its first hearty helping of filth.

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August 31, 2011

Man Tries To Kill Sister Over Game Console

By Exovedate

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU” Tsutomu Takabayashi screamed as he strangled his sister.

We all know there are plenty of legitimate reasons to strangle Women partially to death (burnt your breakfast, forgot to pack you your lunch, didn’t bring you a beer when you got home from work, etc)

But why did Tsutomu strangle his sister? Because she hid his game console he wanted to sell. Did I mention Tsutomu, and his sister are 32, and 35 respectively?

So what did we learn today class? Nothing, we already knew the Japanese are fucking weird, and my wife beating examples more or less go without saying.
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