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Get Prototype 2 For $39.99, Darkness II For $29.99 Today

Prototype 2, and the Darkness II are both games that may have fallen off of many of your radars. The consensus is they’re both good games (both Prototype 2, and The Darkness II have aggregated scores of 80 on metacritic) but with big name titles like: Final Fantasy, Kingdoms of Amalur, Resident Evil, Uncharted, Tekken, Twisted Metal, UFC, Metal Gear, Mass Effect 3, Mario Party, Street Fighter X Tekken, Silent Hill, Ninja Gaiden, Resident Evil (again), Kid Icarus, Kinect Star Warslol, The Witcher 2, and Starhawk already releasing this year; sometimes it’s difficult to get around to titles many would consider more ‘low-key’

Well lucky for us Amazon has Prototype 2, and The Darkness II on sale today for $39.99, and $29.99 respectively, which really are great deals considering how relatively new, and high quality both of these titles are. (Same deals are also available on Amazon.ca)

What title has your attention? I’m a fan of the human bowling in Prototype 2, but if I do end up jumping on one of these deals, it’s going to be The Darkness II, since that ‘Assecution trailer‘ still brings a smile to my face every time I’m reminded of The Darkness II’s existence (now that’s good marketing)


Max Payne 3′s Premature Launch Trailer

Depression, explosions, full head of hair, blood, gunshots, drugs, emotional obstacles, bald, alcohol, uncertainty, beautiful graphics, regrown hair, rough cops, slow-mo bullet time, flash baldness, deep character narration, love, woman screaming.

There you go, I just summed up…I dunno 73.8% of Max Payne 3′s ‘launch’ trailer, and by launch trailer I mean, why the hell did you release your launch trailer 5 days before Max Payne 3′s actual release Rockstar? SEMANTICS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS R*! But seriously this trailer is great, very visually pleasing, interesting, and it’s simply a good way to market what’s bound to be another AAA Rockstar production (that’s right, I can be a nice guy too)

Here’s Rockstars official description for Max Payne 3′s launch trailer:

“For Max Payne, the tragedies that took his loved ones years ago are wounds that refuse to heal. No longer a cop, close to washed up and addicted to pain killers, Max takes a job in São Paulo, Brazil, protecting the family of wealthy real estate mogul Rodrigo Branco, in an effort to finally escape his troubled past. But as events spiral out of his control, Max Payne finds himself alone on the streets of an unfamiliar city, desperately searching for the truth and fighting for a way out.”

Max Payne 3 is hitting the Ps3, and Xbox 360 May 15th.


Assassins Creed 3′s First Gameplay Trailer

Well thanks to all the Twitheads, Facebookers, and other social media freaks who spread the word, the Assassins Creed 3 gameplay trailer is now unlocked, and quite honestly, it looks great.

Though Ubisoft advertised your efforts would go towards unlocking “gameplay footage” this really is more or less a standard 2 minute trailer, which is probably a good thing; sure it has gameplay, but it also has stunning CGI, plot detail, and Assassins Creed 3′s protagonist Connor narrating the whole thing.

I’m in all honesty biased against the Assassins Creed franchise, but despite that this is an incredible trailer, and Assassins Creed 3 looks like it’s going to be huge later this year. Don’t be surprised if it becomes Ubisofts all time best selling game, especially with the effective (yet slightly irritating) pre-order incentives laid out at the end.


Bullet To Balls: Cringe Worthy Sniper Elite V2 Exploding Sack Shots

Words cannot portray the amount of sympathy I have for these poor digital sub-male Nazi’s

You may have seen ‘Sniper Elite V2′ posted on Fucked Up Games in the past, and for good reason; the slow-mo partial x-ray sniper shots are a beautiful symphony of carnage, and gore.

This montage takes things to a whole new level of pain, by focusing squarely on the Nazi soldiers nuts (and yes the testicles are shown via x-ray….until they explode that is) Anyone else think the computer has an auto-assist to increase the number of ball-busting shots? If so I’m gonna have to blame any, and all female programmers over at Rebellion Developments…..conniving harpies.


Dishonored Hitting Stores October 9th

Bethesda’s off the walls first person sci-fi steampunk assassin game, Dishonored, is going to be available October 9th, so if you’re already convinced you need Dishonored in your life after the gameplay free debut trailer, you can now pre-order it, an action (which by the way) either classifies you as an idiot, or (understandably) optimistic.

But whether you’re indifferent to, or just plain excited for Dishonored, clicking past the break for 25 screens will be to your benefit one way or another.

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“Family Guy Back To The Multiverse” Coming This Fall

I’m sure many of you have no doubt seen the episode of Family Guy, where Stewie, and Brian jump through different parallel dimensions, now Activision has confirmed they’re making a game based on the episode.

Back To The Multiverse will thankfully make use of Family Guys voice actors, and writers for what’s promised by Activision to be a hilarious uncensored good time. What I find brilliant about the concept, is in addition to leveraging a popular Family Guy episode, ‘Back To The Multiverse’ gives both the developers, and writers a ton of freedom, since literally any: situation, gameplay element, joke, or plot point can be worked into a game where the basis is “visiting different universes”

Not much is known beyond ‘Family Guy: Back To The Multiverse’ right now, but continue reading for the press release.

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These Crysis Concept Pictures Will Make Your Eyes Drool

Are they drooling yet? What if he had breasts instead of a bow? Would that hurt, or help? Actually, don’t answer that.

The Crysis franchise isn’t a far throw from being pure, and simple demoware for Crytek to showcase the power of the ‘CryEngine 3′ they developed, we’re all just lucky Crytek manages to squeeze a quality AAA game into each Crysis title aswell.

As far as pre-release marketing goes, this translates to beautiful trailers, and these incredible concept art pictures, and if you enjoy the image above, then continue reading for all 7 Crysis 3 concept art pictures.

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South Park ‘The Stick Of Truth’ Available…..Now?

Up until now we knew the incredibly promising South Park Game that’s being developed by Obsidian, and written by Matt Stone, and Trey Parker as just that…”South Park: The Game” of course we knew the title wasn’t final, and instead thanks to a listing on Xbox.com it looks like the South Park RPG is going to be known as “South Park: The Stick Of Truth”

What’s better yet is that the listing on Xbox.com even has boxart, as seen on the left; additionally the same page says ‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth” supports two player offline co-op.

Interestingly enough, ‘The Stick Of Truth’ is listed as being available since yesterday, which is obviously a mistake, but hopefully that’s the only mistake about this leak.


Saints Row 3: Enter The Dominatrix

THQ has announced ‘Enter The Dominatrix’ it’s a $30 boxed retail expansion/follow up to Saints Row: The Third, that takes place immediately after the events of Saints Row 3, and the main draw is that it adds Saints Row 3′s ‘most requested feature’ super powers.

“Faster than a speeding cyber jetbike, more powerful than a roided-out Luchadore, able to leap flying aircraft carriers in a single bound… That’s the power you’ll find inside the Dominatrix. Use it for good. Use it for evil. Use it for whatever you want. As always in Saints Row, it’s up to you,” said Danny Bilson, EVP of core games at THQ.

Enter The Dominatrix was originally announced April 1st, and everyone thought it was an April fools joke because….well people are kind of stupid to be honest.

If you’re interested in hearing about Saints Row 3: Enter The Dominatrix’s plot, then continue reading.

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Ghost Recon Future Soldier: Introducing The Bodarks

Up until now every trailer, or video on Ghost Recon Future soldier has made the Ghosts appear seemingly unstoppable, and unmatched, but odds that always fall in your favor are never fun in a game, and that’s where the Bodarks come in. The Bodarks are described as fearless, and elite Russian soldiers sporting advanced weapons, they’re said to be a high threat to even experienced Ghosts.

This trailer introducing the Bodarks is all kinds of awesome. And props goes to any game that puts ‘mother Russia’ back in the villains seat.

Ghost Recon Future Soldier is hitting the PC, Ps3, and Xbox 360 May 25th.